Poo nap

When you go to the toilet, sit down and accidentally fall asleep.

Where’s Dave? He went to the toilet 3 hours ago? Must be having a poo nap!

by SirSweepy November 3, 2025

bate and nap

When a masterbation session is followed by a well deserved nap

Isaac needed two hours before the movie for a bate and nap

by Slleeppyy November 1, 2015

Beef Nap

The nap one takes after consuming beef. Typically occurs after eating fajitas or beef of similar consistency.

Those fajitas were great. I'm ready for a beef Nap.

by Dipfartson December 17, 2022

Sweet Naps

Use this when you are excited about something. Can also be expanded to "Sweet Nappy Naps!"

When someone gets you those concert tickets you've been wanting you yell, "Sweet Naps!"

by Ginny June 9, 2003

after nap sleepiness

The feeling of being tired after a long nap

I have after nap sleepiness and I want to lay down and go back to sleep

by Goatcheese9 February 4, 2024

nap dicking

falling asleep whilst dishing your male partner a blow job.

"Haha, Marco totally busted his hoe nap dicking"!

by muddybonez March 30, 2017

girth nap

Its when you take a nap and when you wake up your dick is bigger.

The coach went to take a girth nap and when he woke up his dick was bigger.

by Aidscurescancer August 15, 2014