Thursday Night Mourning

A very good little band, go listen to "Broken Hearts and Razorblades" that song kicks a lot of ass.

Thursday Night Mourning is one of my favorite bands as of June 2006.

by Heidi Driessen September 2, 2008

morning smashings

-Getting intoxicated (eg. alcohol, weed) straight after waking up, before 12pm.

-Getting intoxicated first thing in the morning after being intoxicated the night before.

Liz and Chris woke up at 9am to avoid a hangover Liz brought out a bottle of tequila and suggested morning smashings.

by empresshearts April 22, 2008

mornification

The act of sexual intercourse early in the day, derived from the words "morning" and "fornification".

"Screw Folger's! The best part of waking up is mornification!"

"I called in sick to work because I knew there was going to be some sweet mornification."

by duhboss June 18, 2009

morning metal

Worse than morning wood, this is what happens when your bladder is almost at the point of bursting.

Oh no, Rachel's in the bathroom, and I really got some morning metal! Rachel, I gotta pee! Rachel? RACHEL!!!!

by pentozali July 9, 2009

Morning clouds

n. Che clouds that block out the sun just enough in the morning to piss you off and make you not want to go out and enjoy the day. They look overcast enough to bring caution of rain, but never get to that point. Sometimes these clouds may last into the afternoon and even the next day, or they could come in early from tomorrow and ruin today. When current morning clouds react with future or previous morning clouds, the end result is always thunderstorms.

Arrone: Ahhh man looks like those morning clouds are here to ruin the beach day...

Stu: Hmm... I think I recognize those from yesterday, we should bring umbrellas to the beach it looks like.

by Arrone Curr June 6, 2010

mornnight

When its after 12:00pm so its morning but its before you have gone to sleep so its still night too.

Bob- Goodnight
Kelly-Mornnight

by *LKateL* July 25, 2010

Morning eyes

When you wake up and just cant keep your eyes open for more than five seconds, plus your vision is crappy, your eyes are sore when you open them.

Mom: "GET UP, BLAH BLAH BLAHHHH!!!! SCHOOLL!!!! BLAHH BLAHH BLAHH!!!"

Kid: "These stupid morning eyes are keeping my eyes closed! Morning eyes SUCK!"

by GrandPoop October 7, 2010