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Krissa

Girl with red and/or curly girl - the kinda hot chick who can hang with the guys and the guys all secretly want her. Funny & rock and roll, but high maintenance. The other girls are usually jealous, so Krissas have a lot of guy friends.
I wanna take that Krissa motorcyclin'.
by Kaedibyrd April 19, 2017
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Kristen Stewart

Useless, ugly pile of white trash who horribly portrays Bella Swan in the movie "Twilight." Off set, she excessively smokes pot and crosses her eyes. Makes bad choices like getting a black mullet to make her look like a man. On set, she is a dumb he-she who gets to kiss Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner; also excessively crosses her eyes. Be careful when talking to her; she has an atrocious stutter and does not make straight eye contact.
Random Person: Hey, how did that mirror break ?

Other Random Person: Oh, I tried to put a picture of Kristen Stewart on it.
by Dic101 August 10, 2009
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Krish

He is the most amazing person in the world. Best in science and loves hitting on chicks. His main strenght is nice vocabulary and chemistry.He also loves showing of his smartness and coolness
If a child has all these qualities just tell him you are such a Krish
by GALVANAX September 20, 2018
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kristiyan

Kristiyan is a guy that is very nice and caring hes very vulnerable and often gets bullied he has friends that dont understand how bright and how much of a good person he is.
Kristiyan means name
by Ali_eastt22 May 20, 2018
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Kristinitis

The glossy shine one gets around their face immediately after performing oral sex on a red-headed female. Caused from vaginal secretions left over from the act.
"Yo, I think I just got to third base."
"No shit, you got Kristinitis all over your face! Someone needs to get you a washcloth"
by Dynomike54 January 22, 2009
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Kristina mazzeo

Kristina Mazzeo is one of the most amazing girls you will ever meet . she will catch you by suprise and shell remember everything you have done for her . nobody can compare to how amazingly gorgeous she really is . if you meet her she will be in your heart forever and you never forget her no matter how hard you try . she can be insecure but she always meet people , perticulary "Sal" , to reinsure her that there is nobody more amazing in there life . she will be loved by him forever
Boy - hey are you with kristina mazzeo
sal - arent i the luckiest boy in the world?
boy - you sure are
by sallibooyy July 9, 2011
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kristijana

sexy beast gets all the discord eboys in the world shes supa hot and funnay everyone is jealous of her shes an amazin perosn
john: dam that bitch kristijana got a fat ass

jake: fr broski
by krissyhihi March 1, 2021
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