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smog on the hog 

Slang for an instance in which flatulence occurs upon the male genitalia, typically during sexual intercourse.
"Dude, I hooked up with Jessica last night."
"Right after the bean-eating contest?"
"Yeah bro, there was a lotta smog on the hog."
Related Words
hog Hogwarts hogans Hog rider hogging hog leg Hogwash hoggin Hogger hoga

big black hog rider 

a hog rider with a bbc
Look its a big black hog rider.
big black hog rider by boyyyyyiiii November 16, 2022

Juicing your hog 

When you get lost in the sauce, whacking it at rapid speeds
"Yo dude, stop juicing your hog"

(Me covered in jizz)
Juicing your hog by Moosefurss September 22, 2023

Stroking The Hog 

It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".
Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.
Stroking The Hog by Guhly December 21, 2023

crank the hog 

The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.
Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.

2.6 hog cycle 

2.6 hog cycle is a popular deck in clash royale, it consist of hog rider (the win condition) cannon, fireball, log, ice spirit, ice golem, musketeer and larrys.

Hog is your only win condition and the rest of cards are to defend

This deck is only used by fatherless faggots that like going up and down on big veiny cocks while playing clash. That also can't have the mental capacity to make an original homemade deck and have to get them from the internet.

It's considered the most annoying deck in clash. You can do a 20 elixir push, but they will somehow counter it with a cannon, musketeer and ice golem without it doing a single bit of damage to the tower. After that they will place they're hog rider because your low on elixir and you will have no option but to give out your tower or leave the game entirely.

And no, the deck does not take skill, they will only spam cards in the middle of the arena near they're king tower and that's it.
Tom: Bro John why are those black men railing you? And why are you riding that cock?
John: Oh, it's the 2.6 hog cycle meetup remember?
Tom: Oh I forgot that you use 2.6 hog cycle, enjoy! You were made for this!