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Kamakaze Fart

A fart that is strategically placed in a room to target and deeply offend and stun certain individuals.
The farter has no fear of being found or ratted out; he has one objective, and that is to neutralize his target. This fart is often let in retaliation(ex girlfriend), to invoke fear and confusion or can be used to create a smoke screen while people break contact and leave the room.
Bro, see Helen over there with her new boyfriend, I am about to get her back for leaving me. I am heading in to let the Kamakaze Fart, if we dont speak again, it has been good to know you.
by Goatoghillgary January 3, 2017
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Mexican Fart

When you fart and a shit comes out, labelled this way because this event often happens after too much spicy food such as chili or tacos. (Can also be called an Indian fart)
Oh damn!! I think I just Mexican farted !!
by Lottydevil June 10, 2016
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Retard Fart

Dude, I think I just ripped a retard fart.
by jefferythegreat April 3, 2017
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seeping farts

uncontrollable farts that manage to seep out, usually silent
"You may clench as hard as you can but they still manage to seep out."
"Goddamn smelly Seeping farts"
by bourkes May 16, 2005
mugGet the seeping fartsmug.

diddly-farting

Noah, Brent, Amanda, Christa, and Josh were diddly-farting around today in the food court.
by acds April 10, 2012
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thermonuclear fart

when one eats large amounts of spicy foods and releases the malevolent fumes out the asshole thus burning ones anus and the ozone layer
Tom- You better leave

Bee Bop Magoo- why

Tom- I just released a thermonuclear fart
by Retarded-doplphin-jockey October 18, 2013
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muffle fart

When someone holds toilet tissue against their ass in the restroom to stop excessive noise.
It was the first time I was at her house so I used the bathroom and decided to muffle fart, because I really liked her.
by Teflon72 December 31, 2013
mugGet the muffle fartmug.

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