fart cakes

Cakes that had been farted upon by horny and crazy women for sexual gratification

These fart cakes are bad for you. If you eat them, then you may have the runs! This woman has just farted on them naked.

by Mickeymike October 17, 2008

fart poisoning

A common health risk amongst habitants in close proximity to suburban males, usually the father. Symptoms include intense nausea, loss of appetite and occasional vomiting. Can be fatal if experienced during a dutch oven.

Dad had steak and apricots last night, so I'm going to take some hydroxyzine and Advil until the risk of fart poisoning calms down.

by Pancreas100 July 28, 2012

fart truster

Someone who trusts a fart and then becomes bitterly disappointed by the messy ramifications.

Joan used to be a fart truster, that is until the concept back-fired on her and she shidoobied herself instead.

by Banniflat March 10, 2009

fart cologne

to fart while standing, then sitting down and it permeates your clothes. Most often done prior to sitting down on the can.

Bob donned fart cologne after his last crap.

by Detricus March 19, 2010

Fart Creeper

a person that enjoys smelling other persons' flatulence, usually going unnoticed

i just ripped one and some fart creeper told me it was juicy

by cheeseburgereddie May 2, 2011

fart-boxers

A pair of boxers that a boy keeps in his room and never washes. These are usually his prized possession in his messy room / closet. They usually smell like the boy's farts, since he would have done so in them many times before.

boy 1: what are these?
boy 2: my fart-boxers, they're always lying around here.
boy 1: oh, nice man; mine are blue.

by tycali February 1, 2013

Fart Musician

This is a rare bunch of regular farters that have the ability to not only fart on demand, but also to use the fart as a musical instrument....controlling the tone and intensity of farts that can often last for 2o seconds or more at expert level.

The quality of the finish is important, but strangely the intensity of the stench is not. This is purely comedy value farting for entertainment value.

Venue: the putting green at a nice golf course with friends.

The plot: wait until a friend is about to take a crucial putt, then release the longest fart you can.

The result: everybody pauses while embracing the brilliance of your fart musicianship then when the flatulence stops they all roll around on the green in hysterics. It's great for pissing off people who are queuing behind to play the hole.

by doppelganger74 September 29, 2012