Yellow Donkey

A Democrat who says they stand with Ukraine, the president and the war against Putin, yet insists on staying safe at home, urging others to do the actual fighting and dying. A variant from Operation Yellow Elephant, a program devised by Jesus' General, to encourage attendees at The Young Republican National Convention to enlist in the military back in the 2000's. See OperationYellowElephant.com
The Yellow Donkey feels smug about anyone not wanting Ukraine's people to be slaughtered in a senseless war, and views peace activists as "Putin Puppets", "Trump Supporters", or "Racist". The Yellow Donkey supports their President as the president sabotages peace talks over and over again. The "Yellow Donkey" believes its perfectly moral to cheerlead a war against Russia, as long as anybody else but them has to die in that war.

"Why should I have to fight in Ukraine? Putin is the one who invaded". And with that, the Yellow Donkey sipped his ten dollar latte, mean tweeted slurs against peace activists while virtue signaling to the world with his "I stand with Ukraine" shirt with matching Blue and Yellow slacks, that he is a tough guy standing for justice.

by Maddow's General February 28, 2023

Donkey Balled

When your automobile gets damaged like on a car crash and you don’t want to explain what happend.

Friend: Bro what happend to your car?
Oh, it got donkey balled
Friend: Wym donkey balled
Donkey balled

by Mike_Ox June 7, 2022

donkey asshole

something to rape

Person 1: Should we penetrate that donkey asshole?
Person 2: no, we should rape it
Person 3: Will our kids be centaurs?
Person 2: yes
Everyone: Cheers with happiness and joy because the get to rape a donkey asshole

by Donkey fucker 69 March 4, 2022

donkey dick

In Middle Tennessee, this usually refers to an exceptionally large cigar, either in gauge or length or both. Usually, the use of this word is not, however, an indicator of the quality of the cigar.

I drag donkey dicks like no other.

by jason May 18, 2005

swamp donkey

Fat, ugly, smelly, nasty bitch with yellow snaggle teeth and horrible breath. Usually works part time as a janitor in the local elementary school and drives around town in a piece o shit car.

"Do your sister's really hang out with the swamp donkey?"
"Umm... NO!"

by Guzzy February 5, 2004

floppy donkey

A girl with disproportionately large, hanging breasts.

Disgraced Canadian teacher William Fabel informed the class that D.G.'s pendulous bosum made her "a bona-fide floppy donkey, eh".

by Clarke the Tank October 27, 2005

Donkey Shine

The Democratic version of 'HogWash'.

Wow, look at Hillary Load Up load up on that Donkey Shine

by Comrade Plasternasty October 18, 2008