crissy wake up

Typically used when someone is actively being possessed by an unknown demon.

Girl: *Eyes go blank, stays still, starts flying*
Guy: "CRISSY WAKE UP {ION LIKE THIS}"

by Vickyelle May 12, 2024

crispunchy

When words can’t describe how crisp or crunchy or crispy something is, the only answer can be crispunchy.

The avocado toast was so crispunchy i could hear it through the phone.

by 6_noelle_9 February 17, 2024

crisphunski

A brand new one hundred dollar bill

Do you have change ? No, all I have is a Crisphunski

by Mr. Rohde February 18, 2024

Crispin

A guy who is chill as hell and gets so many sexy alt-girls. He is swarming with them

Evan: Holy shit did you see that guy with all the goth bitches?
Harlan: Yeah dawg, that cracka was a Crispin

by Harbear February 26, 2024

Crissy

A girlfriend who won't turn off the light on her own

My girl is such a Crissy

by Babadouch February 28, 2024

Crimpy

The combination of cringy and creepy

The actor’s performance was so crimpy, it gave me nightmares!

by Acid_Witch March 11, 2024

crispalicious

when the soda is so crisp and delicious at the same time

"this diet coke is crispalicious"

by carsoooo December 5, 2024