Broken Brain

The ravages of time diminish both the physical and mental capabilities of even the most gifted individuals; when one can't bathe oneself or cannot even remember that this function is even necessary, it's time to go.

Broken brain!?
Buh bye...like a racehorse with a broken leg. IMMEDIATELY; right there on the track.

by YAWA May 19, 2022

Toty Brain

A family member/friend who has a small brain. Usually stays behind in most events and is pretty sensitive to jokes. Can also describe someone who is Nerdy or Goofy Ahh.

Man! He is so Toty brained!

by MalikJr July 12, 2022

Shoe Brain

I means someone has the intelligence of a foot, or someone is stupid.

Hunter has a shoe brain.

by thatweirdloser September 10, 2022

Boomer brain

When someone exhibits or demonstrate that they have the mentality of the boomer generation.

You seriously need to stop coming at me with that boomer brain, you’re too conservative and traditional for me.

by LingDanc803 October 19, 2022

Rectal Brain Freeze

Noun. Can happen when using a cheap, cold water only bidet in winter. Usually the result of a fine jet of ice water hitting the outer rim of ones exit hole. Can also cause teeth to ache, resulting in a realization that the two holes have more in common then previously thought.

"I just used my bidet I received at the under $20 Christmas gift exchange and gave myself a rectal brain freeze. I also found out I have a cavity."

by Farnyblue December 22, 2022

Mercy brain

Mercy brain refers to mercy mains who one trick mercy in overwatch who don’t have the brain capacity to swap to a decent hero after their team is getting absolutely rolled by the enemy team

Teammate 1:hey mercy we aren’t getting enough heals can you swap to bap
Mercy main:No I can only play mercy moira or brig sorry ( ^ ‿^♡)
Teammate 2: typical mercy brain I’m avoiding for free sr

by iamnotAincelimAreddituser December 23, 2022

Crane Brain

When you get a blowjob from a chick that looks like a giraffe.

Mark: Dude… I heard you went home with that tall broad last night…

Steve: Yeah it was dope… she gave me Crane Brain!

by Quadarius Junior March 1, 2023