Golden octopus

When 8 guys stand around a chick and slap there tentacle ( penis) on her face while urinating. Then inks ( ejaculate) in her eyes.

Jenny from the block and the boys had some golden octopus fun last week.

by Reno9119 August 29, 2017

Golden Buzzer

Howie Mandel’s most favourite thing to touch when a child goes on stage.

Wow I think I just saw Howie Mandela stroke his golden buzzer!

by Gaybitchjuicedrinker9000 September 11, 2022

golden pond

When a urinal gets clogged and won't flush and fills up with urin

Walked into the bathroom to take a piss and there was a golden pond happening so I used the sink

by milpoolSK March 18, 2017

Golden trash

Can be described when someone has the best stats on the team yet having low stats

Example: JOHN 5 pts ( Highest )

DAVID 3 pts

STARK 2 pts

Global stats: MORGAN 1034 pts ( Highest )

STEVE 445 pts

BOB 22 pts

JOHN 5 pts ( the highest on the current team he's on )

DAVID 3 pts

STARK 2 pts

John is a Golden Trash at any given game

by LePost James November 29, 2019

Golden Millenial

A Golden Millenial is an elder millennial, born between 1980-1985. They still remember eye contact, Napster, and MySpace but also have a Snapchat and TikTok account. Coined by psychologist Dr. Pilling.

Damn check out that Golden Millenial. I bet she has a 401k and shit.

by mepface January 23, 2022

Golden Shower

When you piss on dat bitch

“Bitch ima give you a golden shower if you don’t stop playin”

by Jay blay February 14, 2022

golden starfish

When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done, she'll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her asshole, and she'll have no idea that it's there!

I knew she had cheated on me so before I dumped Angela, I gave her a golden starfish.

by Brian He July 20, 2008