to tank

To fail utterly, completely, and in public view.

To tank or not to tank? Was that the question?

by Withsticks August 4, 2020

Crime Tank

A body of accomplished criminals providing advice, ideas and solutions to specific political and/or economic problems facing the criminal organization that employs them.

The Sinaloa Cartel has assembled their Crime Tank and is currently strategizing El Chapo's next escape. The Sinaloa Crime Tank was behind his tunnel escape in 2015.

by Lufaluabu November 13, 2018

Rob Mi Tank

Dating, back from the cavemen, this person/creature had a habbit of Sexually Touching his anus.

Eww my brother Danny is turning into Rob Mi Tank.

by systemhobo October 9, 2008

Tank

The biggest moob there is, and a mega fattie

"Tank is such a fat moob, like to be honest, he sucks"
"Yeah lmao"

by Fancysafgrfbsawfasb February 13, 2022

Tanking

To do a headstand with your head in a toilet bowl. A variant of Planking.

Oh god, I went in the bathroom and John was tanking in the Urinal !!!

by Bama-lama-ding-dong October 18, 2016

Tank Diva

Someone with a large butt, a positive way to hype someone up

“Woah look at that tank diva over there!”

“You are such a tank diva”

“I bet that truck driver is a tank diva”

by Grassfedcow June 7, 2025

Tank

Get lit, have fun, get together, have a good time, chilling.

Adjective: tanked
Noun: tank

Brad: Bruh, ready to get tanked this weekend?
Tim: Y’all ready know, yerrrrr

by weallfuckedthesamebitch May 21, 2018