Swamp thang

When a person gets in the bottom of the portajohn and the other sits on top as if to go number 2 and receives a hand job from below

She just gave me a swamp thang in the hot ass porter shitter, go in and get yours...

by thuggin2platinum August 13, 2018

Swamp Donkey

Swamp Donkey Someone who retains high working ethics even though the environment they are working within maybe hostile or even working against them. Similar to the concept of a 'workhorse' but in worse conditions and equipped with second rate equipment. Can also be used to describe someone who land in a flat area prone to flooding and boggy soil.

"Even a Swamp Donkey would struggle trying to work like this"

by Jeffa Down Under August 20, 2018

Swamp Talk

Some shitty news show that nobody cares enough about to watch.

"Hey man did you see the new episode of Swamp Talk?" "Hell no, I have better things to do."

by Jameskii February 14, 2019

Shrek's Swamp

You should not have come into this corner of the internet shrek's swamp is sacred and you shall never pass or he will ogre power you

I heard some people got super shrekt in Shrek's Swamp

by Bennyt0719 September 10, 2018

Swamp-slam

*must be done by 7 foot ogre woman*
The act of ejecting yourself from your $2 rolling chair into the skull of the inferior being attempting to t-pose upon you.

In kindergarten, i got swamp-slammed for trying to show the letter t with my body. Hard. I now have brain damage.

by Sweatysalamander September 17, 2018

Swamp Brain

(Noun) The feeling of fogginess and fatigue felt in the head the day after smoking a ton of weed.

"I woke up with the worst swamp brain today. I gotta rip a bong ASAP to get rid of it."

by Than Leolater June 1, 2018

Swamp Donkey

When a man and woman are having sex and she gives him the special, he flips her over and sticks his special covered penis into her vagina.

I tried to give my girlfriend a swamp donkey but she didn’t really want it.

by Dick Peterman June 4, 2018