smart insults

Your mom.

"Well you're stupid I bet you can't respond with smart insults"
Well you know what, your mom.

by Anonymous unknown. January 2, 2012

SmartCar-ed

When you see an empty parking spot from afar, get really excited, only to realize that that is not an empty spot--that is a smart car only occupying half of the spot.

It is also possible to be MINICOOPERed occasionally.

Damn it, I thought that was a spot but I just got SmartCar-ed.

by tomiri November 25, 2012

smarcastic

A combination of being a smartass and sarcastic.

Tom: This place is a mess.

Haley: Then why don't you clean it up?
Tom: Jeez, what is it with you and being so smarcastic today

by neonsox4u September 20, 2012

sartaic

portmanteau of "satirical" and "sarcasm." To be both sarcastic and satirical.

"Nobody actually whips out their Starbucks gift cards and brags on who has a gold membership."

"We just did."

"Sure, but that was sartaic."

by WordEater November 2, 2012

Smart-on

When you suddenly think of something awesome. Like a hard-on but with your brain.

Mike- we need some new ideas
James- OH MY GOSH I just had a smart-on! What if we build a waterproof phone!
Mike- THAT'S GENIUS

by ImSoCoolLolJk January 1, 2013

Smartext

A text message that is smart; something one doesn't normally receive.

Dude, she sent me a smartext, she's clearly the one.

by ExoliaZephlyn March 18, 2013

smart-womber

Smart-womber is a word used to define a person who is genius or smart by birth. It is generally used as sarcasm to describe a haughty person or a braggart.

Person 1:" My test went really good although I didn't study a word."

Person 2:" Are you kidding me? It was so hard ,I studied for 5 hours but I still don't think I did well."

Person 1:" Who studies for the test? It was so easy."

Person 2:"Yeah,you'd say that ,smart-womber."

by SickyVicky May 1, 2014