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Spiritual Woody

An erection so intense that it can be seen from the heavens, and any women who see's this spiritual woody is sprayed with glory
by ehs for live October 20, 2010
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Spiritual Kung-Fu

Spiritual kung-fu is the act of using biblical or religious knowledge to flip someone over your shoulder. Synonymous with "Jesus juke."
I could tell he needed someone to talk to, and I ended up doing spiritual kung-fu on his ass for about four hours.
by Citylights July 6, 2011
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Spiritual Space Junk

When you are in a public place, and someone just starts talking to you about their life, their place, their spiritual well-being and their hopes for the future, often revealing very personal information.
I was at Fed Ex, minding my own business, and this woman started to talk to me about how she liked my hair. 20 minutes later, I had a full download of Spiritual Space Junk. I knew about her dead husband, her finances, her children, her car, her roommate, and her religious beliefs!
by Mamahipster November 2, 2011
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spiritgasm

A strong sensation of being overcome by a sense of spirit.

Christians in more modern churches, often named, "Evangelistic" or "Baptist" Churches will worship along to music that is designed and played so that it builds to certain musical and often lyrical climaxes to create a feeling of Ultimate Spiritual Satisfaction, also perceived as feeling God drawing near to the heart.
Ned: "Hey Todd did you feel that Spiritgasm?"

Todd: "Sure did dad! I love it when I feel the presence of God! Yay!"
by TwistedTumourBears October 2, 2015
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spiritual vegan

Someone who does not consume animals souls but rather their flesh only.
Dylan is a spiritual vegan, he loves animals
by nbb2010 August 12, 2017
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spritzeer

A spritzeer is a spritzer, consumed primarily by queers. Generally, said drink consists of a liquor, mixed with half club soda (for the weight conscious) and tonic (for a little bit of sweet). Straight people would never dare order such a drink.
"I'll have a Gin Spritzeer, please" - Expect to be served half tonic, half club, gin, a lime and a terrible scowl.
by sillygoat2 April 14, 2009
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SpiritWolf

a werewolf, eater of souls, partially owned by satan's daughter, and majority owned by somone else
SpiritWolf will rape you with a cactus, and strangle you with your penis
by Alpharomero December 26, 2004
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