The Reverse Kabob

the act of sticking a whole shrimp up your urethra

"Dude yesterday I walked in on Jerry doing the reverse kabob. It was very kinky."

by TheCheeseCrusader December 3, 2019

Reverse Squirt

When the woman you are fucking squirts into your mouth and you spit it into her mouth when she is moaning.

David: so how was your date
John: it was amazing I reverse squirted her
David: awesome dude!

by NanFreak December 3, 2019

Reverse Boat

Found in most common households. To many people, it is called a bathtub.

Friend 1: Hey, have you ever used a bath-bomb?
Friend 2: For what?
Friend 3: You know for the bath!
Friend 2: Oh, you mean a Reverse Boat?
Friend 1 & 3: What is a Reverse Boat?

by A gremlin and a crackhead December 21, 2019

Reverse Columbus

When your lady consents to allow you to “sail your ship into her harbor,” but you sneak it in and plunder the booty instead.

Katie wouldn’t be in the predicament she’s in if those guys would’ve given her the reverse Columbus.

by Woduk May 22, 2019

reverse vasectomy

Surgery to tie any random tubules to the vas deferens so that orgasm results in a wide variety of bodily fluids being ejected from the penis.

Kim had a reverse vasectomy, now he bleeds when he cums.

by pseudonymities June 6, 2019

Reverse Godfather

When you intentionally give someone an offer that they can easily refuse, so they can feel included when you actually don't want to include them.

Since James is bad at golf and always slows us down, I game him a reverse godfather by inviting him to go to the course with us on the weekend of his anniversary.

by IshyMoose August 21, 2019

reverse pedophile

A person who is attracted to people who are the opposite of young people (traits associated with people older than themselves).

Guy: Stacy only dates men who are really tall and successful because she likes that they seem really mature.
Other Guy: Wow, she sounds like a reverse pedophile.
Stacy: Hey, I can't help the kind of person I'm attracted to!
Other Guy: Tell that to the pedophiles in prison.

by NamiestName October 1, 2019