semi-egalitarian relationship

semi-egalitarian relationship
noun

A progressive relationship dynamic designed to balance equality with select traditions:

1- Money, chores, and decision-making are handled 50/50 between partners.

2 - The woman keeps her last name permanently.

3 - The man is expected to be and remain the primary earner, with his career prioritized for big moves.

4 - Any kids will take the father's last name.

A customized, modern relationship style that works for couples who want fairness with a few classic details.

My best friend said Vox and Buzzfeed are trending about the semi-egalitarian relationship trend.

by mathisjason June 1, 2025

High Octane Relationship

A relationship between romantic lovable partners involving lots, and I mean lots, ( practically to the point of a literal fuck ton ) of sex.

"Me and my partner have a high octane relationship, we fuck twice a day."

by NukeSyphon April 18, 2024

Jetamous relationship

A relationship Where you are dating multiple people in a closed monogamous relationship with each person in a system

I am in a jetamous relationship With (Person and persons in the system )

by Breaddedfed May 2, 2024

Relationships

Not if they're only having one because none of the fat-cocks want them.

Hym "Nope. No relationships. Relationships doomed to fail literally 84% of the time. Will destroy your life in a dozen different ways. Bad. Entirely women's fault."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2024

Eclipse Relationship

a brief but important and beautiful relationship; the break up is usually mutual

Alex: Yeah me and Reagan just broke up. It was an eclipse relationship. It didn’t last forever but it was amazing.

by catinawalmartbag May 5, 2024

national relationship update day

national relationship update day, on the first sunday of may

hey bro, its national relationship update day, whats going on with ur girl?

by arum1784632785 May 5, 2024

Clartonic relationship

A purely sexual relationship. The opposite to a platonic relationship, rather, a relationship that is purely for clarting (sexual intercourse). No strings attached.

Person 1: So what are you saying? What's going on with you and Jackie? You going out?
Person 2: Nah man, we've got a likkle bit of a clartonic relationship going on.

by rideF May 14, 2024