low mileage

A brand spanking new vehicle, just rolledout of the showroom and ready to take to the roads.
Gleaming Bodywork, up to date technology and a stylish modern look.

My girlfriend is so tight, there's some real low mileage on that one.

by Container October 7, 2003

mikey

has a stupid little red car, who thinks hes a badass who gets hard nipples a lot and usually has a tiny penis.

Girl: where's it at?

Mikey: heres a microscope.

by if you seek amy March 18, 2009

mailey

more. Some poeple have to chill out and get mailey things that they want in life.

1) I want to have sailey some mailey.

2) If I could have some mailey things in life, I would be happier than the less things I ever had.

by K-Business March 4, 2005

3.4 mile fun run

A unique term used when a woman has had a powerful orgasm but can't stop her body from continuing the orgasm over a long period of time. It is usually caused by the brain or body not being able to process the information of the orgasm and continuing the sensation until the body can either manually stopped by medicinal drugs or by the body processing the orgasm and stopping the the sensation. The term is derived from the distance from a home to a local hospital.

C: Jack!
J: Yeah Cate?
C: something s wrong!
J: what?
C: I don't know.
C: take me to the ER!!!
J: okay.
J: Siri. Nearest hospital.
S: one is 3.4 miles away.
J: shit! my cars in the shop.
C: jack. Run. Now.
J: it's about to be a 3.4 mile fun run

by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2017

Green Mile Syndrome

When you have a piss and go back to what your doing and need a to go to the toilet again

last night i had a piss before i went to sleep, got back in bed and needed a piss again! i think i got the green mile syndrome!

by Paul2492 February 1, 2009

mile long club

A hypothetical club whose members have had sex with enough men that a line of penises of said men were arranged from end to end would stretch a mile. If the average human male penis is 6" this would account for, on average, 10,560 men. If a candidate were to include beasts of burden into their calculations the mile could be reached much faster.

My sister-in-law, despite getting a late start in life, is just slutty enough to be well on her way to becoming a member of the mile long club.

by R. Reynolds December 11, 2008

Mikeylufc

Mikeylufc is a way of calling someone a "Noob" or a "Bikey". These mikeylufcs have also been known to be "Owned" by words called Raloos.

"Wtf man...Ur such a mikey! Raloo Owns MikeylufcS."

by Warrio Rsopko January 13, 2008