Alex Mercer

Scottish Engineeing Student.

A know-it-all, patronising self righteous boring scottish cunt.

Keep your opinions to your self you twat no one cares.

Dont be such an Alex Mercer

by william_bumboy_wallace April 16, 2010

Bell merchant

Someone who deals in bell ends a lot

Jono is such a bell merchant

by David Byrne December 4, 2005

Mercedes

She is my best friend she has done a lot for me we have been best friends for years we have had disagreements but we became best friends again

Girl one : Who is that beautiful nice girl over there

Girl two : that Mercedes

by Best friend goals January 14, 2019

Mercedes

The most amazing girl in the world, she is beautiful and perfect. Once you fall for her you love her for life.

Colby Loves Mercedes

by ColbyMan26 January 4, 2020

Smear Merchant

The Dude when he is not abiding to being his royal dudeness.

After rolling a gutter ball he want next-level Smear Merchant.

by richfuel December 19, 2019

mercedes

a fat girl about 14-15 who likes to break guys hearts. mercedes is also annoying and immature, altho she can be nice mercedes is over confident and likes to be a fuckin ass to poeple and shes not pretty. mercedes is also obsessed with the mercedes benz and other cars she is usually tomboyish she is very bubbly too :) some mercedes have big boobs

tell mercedes to shut up please

by vineyard for jada July 6, 2009

merc'd

to kill a bowel or cigarette with excessive force, usually implying a refill or replacement is really needed.

"Why aren't you smoking the bowel, Joe?"
"Because dammit Laqunada, its merc'd!"

by foxsloth October 20, 2008