mud orphan

A fecal mud child left abandoned without proper post natal care/burial.

Dude, I just left a steamy mud orphan on old lady Johnson's front porch.

During the adventure race I fathered a mud orphan in the woods.

by Jonas1 November 27, 2007

mud hunnie

female mountain biker

Hey, did ya check out the group of mud hunnies on the trail?

by Mud Hunnie February 18, 2008

Mud Cuppy

A chocolate mud cup cake.

Happy Birthday Louis! Would you like your mud cuppy before or after dinner?

She's gone bonkers because she ate too many mud cuppies.

I thought it was a mud cuppy, but it turned out to just be a cup of dirt.

by Phoebe Nix (Phoenix) October 22, 2008

Mud Stickin'

When oral sex is performed on a man with fecal matter in the giver's mouth.

Jack is so in to fecal play that he and Jill have been mud stickin' lately.

by Izzaaron February 28, 2009

mud bust

when one comes inside an asshole

"I'm sorry that I mud busted you last night."

by doodoobrains November 27, 2009

mud rest

resting in one's own feces after having taken it from the behind for quite a while. the fecal matter shoots out of the rectum from the pressure finally being relieved.

my god, i just had a huge mud rest - it was like a cork being pulled from a fudge champagne bottle

by cruncy rice June 26, 2010

mud garb

A noun which describes the misuse of a femdom.

He slipped, and the proper thing became a mud garb.

by captcondom February 20, 2011