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monkey muffin 

1.a strange erotic animal pastry of love

2.cute pet name for signifcant other
monkey muffin by smartiexox November 17, 2010

monkey dust 

Extraneous lint or dust entrapped within the region of the gooch, grundle, asshole, or nuts of an individual.
"That fucker left his monkey dust on my toilet seat!"
monkey dust by Luis November 19, 2003

Monkey Butt 

When you sweat prefusely in the butt area or you take a painful shit(crap) and It begins to hurt when you walk.
I sweat so much at practice my ass hurts and now i have "monkey butt"
Monkey Butt by Blue pickle August 22, 2007

Monkey's Toe 

A nipple big enough to peel a banana.
"Her tit looks like a monkey's toe."
Monkey's Toe by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

monkey pit

a vagina or pussy or cunt
i can't wait to dip my banana into your monkey pit
monkey pit by fatawesome October 26, 2007

Monkey's Elbow 

The ultimate compliment

The best, the funniest, the greatest, the most awesome
Bee's knees got nothing on the monkey's elbow.

I will be happy forever because Mr. Potato is the Monkey’s Elbow.
Monkey's Elbow by You'reShmoopy October 8, 2009