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stick lick

When one engorges their functional tongue upon a 6 inch stick, it emmenses the apparable action of the stick lick. This stick may also be movementable as it toufors as a stick insect. Sticks may not excess 7 inches nor decess 5 inches for it be unplesorable for the stick licker to lick the stick and feel sensuralation. The lick must be actioned by the tongue and not no other properties of the causation of anamatomous bodily function.
My pet aardvark scored the grandiest stick lick when he endured the spedecial treat from the luxorious stick he licked. It was fantavious enjoyment.
by SliceofJesus April 22, 2018
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hood lick

When you lick your finger and drag it along your car's hood to see how clean it is
Man, I totally hood licked my car the other day! It was absolutely shiny.
by SoloSoul September 25, 2018
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hitta lick

tried to hitta lick but fell and got caught
by dickenz420 March 19, 2020
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Devious Lick

Just like regular licks but done with the sole intention of inconveniencing others. Was created from social media trends and is mostly done in schools.
John: I just hit a devious lick.
Watson: What’d you take?
John: I got the urinal bro.
by Lil Kirb September 23, 2021
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New Mexico Salt Lick

When a man buries himself in soft sand with only his erect penis sticking out so that when a coyote walks by it will lick his salty penis.
"Have you seen Juan?"

"He went out to the desert to get a New Mexico Salt Lick"
by Skazwozzer August 30, 2015
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marty mayo lick

when a kid named matthew eats bread - mayo - bread sandwiches
marty mayo lick is eating pure mayo sandwiches!
by whyamiusingurban November 7, 2019
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they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
by Ray a Pedo October 1, 2023
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