Jesper Stromblad

The guitarist and man who formed one of the greatest melodic death metal bands in the world from Sweden, In Flames. Jesper mainly plays Harmonic guitar riffs (Which is sort of like lead) while Bjorn Gelotte plays Melodic guitar riffs (Sort of like rythm).

Jesper Stromblad plays harmonic riffs.
Jesper owns.
In flames we trust.

by xtc mat August 16, 2008

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Jesus

My mexican gardener, he does a great job

Me: Jesus, you did a great job on the tulips yesterday!

Jesus: Gracias!

by Anastacia Beverhausen October 10, 2005

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Jesus loves you

Common word in beggers language.
Best used with phrase "God bleess you" with or without "...and have a nice day!"
JC!OMG!

"Spare a coin?"
-"Go away!"
"Jesus loves you!"

by Helter Skelter January 5, 2005

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black jesus

Something that white people hate and can not admit since the real Jesus was black.

White Person: Jesus was black? NO WAY! TIME FOR SUICIDE!

by bebo January 10, 2005

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Jesus

A white American who was born in the Jewish middle east about two thousand years ago when dinosaurs were still walking around the earth because God made the earth in seven days. He was devoutly Republican, and a great friend of Ronald Reagon and George Bush Senior. He enjoyed golfing, the Stock Market, and the occasional damning of a democrat.
He resembled Chuck Norris in such a way that many asked for "his autograph," to be terribly disappointed when he signed it, "Christ."

Q: What would Jesus do?
A: Invade, all the way George. He's practically screaming it.

by JBEandfriends January 23, 2008

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