Jesup 

Small redneck town in Georgia. Named so 'cause is is "Jesup" (Pronounced Jus' Up) the road from Screven, Georgia.

Let's go Jesup the road.

Jesup by Nickiy January 14, 2009

Jesup 

A really small-ass town in Iowa. It is located north-east from Waterloo.

What the hell is that building over there? Man, that is Jesup. They have like 2,000 people there.

Jesup by leahlynn April 8, 2007

Jesup 

Describes the absolute worst smell ever - based exclusively on the aroma in Jesup, GA. Smell equates to rotting flesh in a stagnant pool of water or swimming in a waste water treatment plant. Instantly causes gag reflex and wakes sleeping people. Can be used as an adjective describing absolute hideous smells. Can also be used as a verb to describe activities resulting in killer vapors.

"Did you get a whiff of that Jesup? Next time I'd rather just crap in my mouth than smell that." "Did you just Jesup your pants?" "Damn, she's so Jesup. Someone needs a shower."

Jesup by mcoupemindy March 28, 2010

lesbian jesus 

A title given to singer/actress Hayley Kiyoko by her fans

The lesbian Jesus strikes again.

lesbian jesus by Somebody’s February 13, 2018

Jesus Cheater 

A publicly devout man or woman who uses their pious reputation to aid in cheating on their partners. Can be either using the excuse of church activities or "ministering" to folk as a cover for their trysts, or making ostentatious public displays of religious contrition to rehabilitate their image after being caught.

Sue: "Wow, Bob's really involved in the Church Choir."
Sam: "Involved with 3 separate women in the choir while his wife watches the kids at home is more like it - he's such a Jesus Cheater."

OR

Sally: "After much prayer, I know that God has forgiven me for my mistakes. I'll pray that he helps you open your heart to his will and find forgiveness as well."

Sally's Husband: "Don't try that Jesus Cheater shit on me! You've been fucking that douche Bob from choir - we're getting a divorce!"

Jesus Cheater by Mai Ainsel July 25, 2021

Griefer Jesus 

The God's son, who keeps inconveniencing Twitch streamer and YouTuber DarkViperAU in his "chaos mod" playthroughs of GTA V. Continuesly getting spawned into the game by viewers, or just bad luck.

*DarkViperAU calmly playing GTA V with the chaos mod*, *Griefer Jesus gets spawned in* DarkViperAU: "Oh no! Griefer Jesus! He is going to kill me!"

Griefer Jesus by Mynameisgregor October 12, 2020

This…is my Jesus 

This…is my Jesus is a flexibly productive ejaculation describing any person; event; timing, or situation P.E.T.S that nurtures a person as he or she experiences a tremendous personal growth spurt while maximizing their human potential. For some people it may actually be Jesus; but for others it could be a city; a person; love; a drug; a mystical experience; or a damn good burger with all the fixings. The use of this saying is very individually driven. Often usages of this saying conflict. It takes balls to use this expression publicly..

Here are some examples of how to use “This…is my Jesus” in a sentence:

Man eating a Fat Burger:”Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, this burger is my Jesus!”
Offended friend sitting with him: FOOL!!!!!! “Jesus is my Jesus”.

Man smoking particularly good Hawaiian Kona Kush exhaling and saying: “This Kush is my Jesus.”

A single man spending a month in Amsterdam overlooking the canal: “This city is my Jesus.”

This…is my Jesus by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 29, 2023