ass-hat

Someone so incredibly stupid and/or ignorant that everything above their waist is useless; i.e. a hat for their ass.

"That ass-hat just switched across three lanes of superhighway! Augh!"

by Tanis Nikana December 27, 2008

nacho hat

1. A dish set used for eating nachos. Usually resembling a mexican hat as the main dish and a bowl in the center for salsa/dip.

Susan put the chips for the party in a nacho hat.

by Nachoridnary July 29, 2005

the hat

(n) A place used for smoking weed. A code word for a safe place to smoke

Dude Alex.. are you going up to the hat to smoke?
Alex: Yeah man, wanna come chill

by Bill101 October 29, 2012

camera-hat cowboy

A movie pirate. The scurvy dog of the cinema, named for the ten gallon hat he wears to hide his camera.

Check it out! I just got the new Harry Potter movie on DVD only one day after it came out in theatres! It was five bucks from the local camera-hat cowboy.

by 31337_man December 23, 2006

Tallahassee Hat Trick

To score with a young chick, an old chick, and a Cuban chick all in the same day. Named for the 3 most prominent populations in Florida.

I had sex with a widow this morning, and her daughter this afternoon. all I need is a Cuban and I have myself a Tallahassee Hat Trick.

by jbm321 March 22, 2012

Snow Hat

Referring to a hat someone wears in winter or when its cold.

Ned the Luddite put on his snow hat before going to work at the local video rental store.

by Automotony November 18, 2018

Pplish Cowboy Hat

The in-bathroom stall papers that create a gasket seal over the toilet bowl, or when used over the head, provide a uniqe headpiece.

As Jon left the bathroom, he decided to accentuate his wardrope by taking an extra Polish Cowboy Hat and placing it on his well-combed head.

by howyoudoin January 5, 2005