freak flicking

The act of a man awkwardly touching a girl, or in an uncomfortable way for her.

Jack: hey we’re you at the party Saturday?
Vanto: yeah did you see tantayvious freak flicking lawneisha on the couch?
Jack: oh shit he’s weird

by Sharpie pen January 20, 2018

Phonic Freak

People that speak like absolute autists and can never speak like a normal sane human being.

Person: There’s no sink in the water, oh I mean there’s no water in the sink.

Me: Spit it out you phonic freak.

by hillbillyscrag123 February 3, 2018

Muffin Freak

A muffin freak is someone obsessed with muffins .

Shawn Mendes is well known for being the muffin freak since he loves muffins so much . Shawn Mendes is called the muffin freak by his fans who know his true love with muffins !

by Muffin Freak Mendes February 14, 2018

freak of science

a phrase that describes a person with characteristics that cant be explained

geez the amount of weights he does is out of this world. he's a freak of science

by un natural December 26, 2016

how about no you freaking raisen

this originated on club penguin in the dark realms in fact

August Agent: do you want to pet my puffle
me: how about no you raisen ! how about no you freaking raisen

by plastafierce January 9, 2017

how about no you freaking raisen

this originated on club penguin in the dark realms in fact

August Agent: do you want to pet my puffle
me: how about no you raisen ! how about no you freaking raisen

by plastafierce January 9, 2017

superiority freak

Anyone that will use any rule that has no basis in anything to try to prove they are a human being more deserving of something than other human beings. Their entire sense of self is caught up in competitive pursuits, proving their worth off others instead of axioms, laws, normal human behavior. This becomes transference, type behaviors, where whatever their faults are, are other peoples. Resulting in the abuse of others who want to care about them, and their own continued degradation, until they can finally learn to love other people.

"I showed up at the job every day for five years, even though I consistently didn't follow protocols, or take the time to really know what the product I was selling was, so, I am the best person for the job because I have noticed what everyone else does wrong, and since we all do wrong stuff, I showed up, superiority freak."
"I look better in this outfit because I am more fit, despite the fact that my hair is disheveled and toxic, I've ruined my knees, and trying to be like others isn't understanding fashion, or a tailored outfit for me."

"I am more deserving of this job because I learned certain material when I was young, though with an HVAC I have noticed some people have something that they also have spent years on, but since we all have something, I learned when I was young, and should get the roles I prefer."

"I have what I have because of my own hard work, not because many people have been tortured and incarcerated when they haven't done anything."
"I couldn't understand math."

by freedom for the unemployed June 26, 2013