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The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."
by anonymous July 11, 2004
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Fart pipe

Exsessivly big, loud mufflers found on rice rockets that sound like a farts.
Damn, his fart pipe is louder than a room full of drunken sailors!
by Flip April 30, 2002
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tounge punch the fart box

When one sticks his/her tounge in thier partners ass hole, using his/her tounge in a punching motion.
Bro, my goal tonight is to bring that hot girl home so I can tounge punch the fart box!
by bronamithclan October 4, 2010
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fart chaser

A homosexual male; a gay man. Likely derived from the practice of anal sex.
John is a real fart chaser.
by mira2112 August 3, 2010
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Fart Palpitations

Working so hard to get a fart out that it causes your heart to skip a beat.
I blacked out from trying to pass gas the other day. The doctor said it must be fart palpitations.
by Ronkonkoma November 18, 2010
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Fart before the shart

The fart starts out somewhat normal then becomes louder and more choppy like a sprinkler. The smell slowly starts to linger before the rest of the air has been pushed. As the end of this fart nears it will become louder and more bass Like, making a thump. The last whisper out of the sphincter will sound wet and feel almost pasty like peanut butter. Once its over the little poop particles in the air hit your nostrils and stings your sniffer. at this time you need to make your way to a shitter cuz whats next is a mixter of air and wet poop. The shart!
All of the sudden the room filled with a pungent stink as nate ran through the room to the bathroom. Everyone knew he just experienced the ol fart before the shart!
by Franz2 September 3, 2011
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Gutterball fart

1. The travel of flatulence from the rectum, along the canal formed by the crevice in the buttocks and the vaginal folds, through to the vagina, at which point it exits the body. Can be compared to a game of bowling where the fart bubble, represented by a “bowling ball,” is released with great force down the rectum, or “laneway,” only to get trapped in the gutter and released out the end, rather than travelling straight up the lane and knocking down pins.

2. A fart that comes out your vagina.
"I am so awkwardly gassy today. I keep having gutterball farts!"
by Ryeschmo September 1, 2009
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