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program failure

A euphemism for someone who keeps getting in trouble in prison and whose “points” will consequently go up, leading them to a higher security prison setting.
We can’t just wake up one day and say, “Man, I’m gonna move outta this place,” so we just keep rackin’ up the write-ups until we’re labeled a program failure so we can get a change in scenery!
program failure by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019
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failureship 

noun. The ability to fail, especially when in a position of authority and/or control of a group, and to have that failure spread to others.
The failureship of the board of directors brought down the hard work of everyone else.
failureship by SocDoc420 December 18, 2011

Failtown 

All the shitty white trash parts of West Warwick, Rhode Island. This includes Arctic, and Westcott.
Don't move to Failtown; it's the toilet bowl of Rhode Island.
Failtown by Mellrocks June 13, 2011

Failmember 

A member belonging to the Group of Fail; known as the Duo of Fail/Trio of Fail/Octet of Fail, (however many members belong to each particular sub-group) Fails in all attempts socially, thus the name. Attempts at style but fails miserably. Often carrying more than three chins. Usually has a name starting with A, V, or C.
Failmember was failing all over the place today, as is the usual for one belonging in the dreaded Trio of Fail.
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failing
failing by yeetthefeet April 17, 2019
If someone just failed massively they 'failbused'

You could also tell them to hop on the 'failbus' because they failed so hard that they should find themselfes in the company of other people riding the failbus
That was shit, you are pathetic. Go hop on the failbus.
failbus by mad snake oms November 18, 2007