national dick sucking day iii

The third occasion of National Dick Sucking Day, occurring on October 12th every year.

Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.

Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!

by Hammer of Jesus April 14, 2019

big dick doctor

big dick doctor a doctor who is usually male with a big ego and likes to treat patients like they know nothing or is uncaring about their patients concerns

i saw my doctor today he blowed me off as i did not know nothing or could care less about my concerns what flipping big dick doctor

by bluebear May 23, 2020

bucket of dick sauce

Something really horrible. Usually used to describe the bad qualities of something.

Sounds gayer than two men fucking.

That movie was a bucket of dick sauce

by bonerfarts January 17, 2009

Short notice dick

Unexpectedly seeing someone's penis, not having prior notice or time to process

I was walking down the street and one of the neighbors kids lost a bet & had to run around naked, short notice dick was corrupting my eyes, I didn't mean to look I swear

by -Mary&Danny May 4, 2015

SPIDERS ON MY DICK

When there’s a creepy old man that is checking you out...

Omg Tiffany THERE ARE SPIDERS ON MY DICK!!!! This guys like 50

by Hellyea10362 September 5, 2018

Ain't that a kick in the dick

A saying for when something shitty happens.
When something is an oxymoron/ironic.

Twin 1: "hey friend my girlfriend just dumped me."
Friend: "i'm sorry, who did she leave you for?"
Twin 2: "Me!"
Friend: "Well, ain't that a kick in the dick?"

by sexy m&m December 22, 2008

Dick Dollar

A dollar bill used to measure ones dick, usually in the presence of a curious girl. (a dollar bill is 6 inches)

She wanted an accurate length so I pulled out a dollar and measured for her. Then later steve wanted to borrow a dollar, and hes an asshole, so I loaned him my dick dollar.

by JoshMarshall April 18, 2010