Tard Car

The short bus in which retarded kids ride in to school and back.

Patrick: Your brother rides the Tard Car to school
Andrew: He's not retarded!

by Andrew C November 19, 2005

Car surfing

A passtime where a person rides on the outside of a car. In modern car surfing a cord is wearn around the weast of the car surfer and is like a bungie cord. But it is still a very dangerous sport.

Lets go car surfing.

by Deep blue 2012 May 3, 2010

car wash

another word used to describe a blow job which is the act of having sex with the mouth look also in oral sex

"dude i was at my girlfriends house and she gave me a car wash, she washed the most important car of all"

by xander torres June 27, 2008

Smart Car

A car that manages to be about as long as the average bicycle, almost as fuel efficient, and probably about as safe in a collision with another automobile.

See also, "things that look like windup toys".

I crashed my bicycle into a parked Smart Car. It rolled away.

by Spelaea February 6, 2012

car bomb

kar' bom <middle english> favorite weapon of goatfuckers the world over.

Yo, muhammad, I can't find our F-16, so lets just blow some kids up with a car bomb. Allah Akbar!

by hoze September 14, 2004

big car

a "big car" is a gansta slang form of bus

damn, dat ass got inside the big car

by idiot-car June 11, 2006

kev car

a car with modifications on it to make it look fast when it isnt. they are usualy about 15 to 10 years old and are driven mainly by gay, weak scallys who cant read and think they can beat up everyone cos they can drive and actually like dance music

some gay scallys were driving their kev car and it was so crap it fell apart

by matt July 2, 2003