Candoster

A ky word

"That is a candoster"

by BRYFRYS69 April 9, 2024

Condom belt

Its when a girl puts used condoms on leg or belly using a string or thead like a belt. It's kind of an erotic act, sometimes part of a BDSM.

I'd love my girl to make and use a condom belt.

by Anon_69/420 September 20, 2024

Condom Shame

When a person feels embarassment when buying condoms. This was very common in most of us the first several times we ever bought condoms. we would hesitate forever before picking up the box or pack and going over to pay for them. Or worse, some stores had them behind the counter, so we had to ask. WE would hesitate, stammer, stutter before working up the courage. Eventually most people do get over Condom Shame. Condom Shame is perfectly natural, due to our conditioning when growing up that sex is 'naughty' or 'dirty'.

Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.

"What took you so long in the pharmacy? You were just going to pick up a couple things."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."

by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024

Condomic

An adjective to describe something to have condom-like properties

Person 1:
You are very condomic

Person 2:
I know, I should get it checked out

by Hidden Profile January 14, 2025

Crandom

A word that means some that is absolutely an absurd and unpredictable at the same time. It's crandom, both crazy and random.

Simon was so high on mushrooms that everything was crandom.

by DavoDuck January 31, 2025

Cardom

This term is attributed to the achievement of the ultimate form of orgasmic expression. To acquire this rank, you must ejaculate, defecate, and vomit simultaneously. Only a very select few individuals across time have been able to obtain this rank - such as Leonardo DaVinci, Albert Einstein, Nostradamus and Elon Musk.

Modern day practitioners of this ancient technique will often add the term (Cardom) in parentheses after their name on their Facebook profiles to highlight this achievement.

The secret to achieving Cardom was revealed to Tom Hanks during filming of the DaVinci Code

Cardom is much deeper than just doing "The Triple", it is a state of zen that your body enters before release

by Spanky Finkelstein February 24, 2025

condom holder

Condom holder is another word for male genitalia.

“DID YOU SEE HOW BIG HIS CONDOM HOLDER IS?”

by penistoucher424 February 28, 2025