A cornucopia of Juuling, sexual predators, and librarians who will force you to divide your friend group into quadruplets. The only thing getting fucked worse than Ted Cruz in the last election are the grades of its students. This school has rules more intrusive than the NSA after you've been googling ISIS all night. Moreover, this shit stain of a building is home to an assortment of different races, cultures, backgrounds, and vape flavors. Students flock to the sound of "mango" like a Walmart on Black Friday with a 2 for 1 sale on iPhones. Conestoga also gets a lot of press, any press is good press, unless it involves a broomstick or a 65 year old chauffeur. Most recently this school was featured on Fox News, two girls juuling in their car thought it'd be fun to drop the n-bomb (on a Tuesday). White privilege coupled with hyper-sensitive adolescents, such a lovely environment.
Friend One: "Hey you got any pods?"
Friend Two: "Nah ask the kids trapping over at Conestoga High School"
Friend Two: "Nah ask the kids trapping over at Conestoga High School"
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