Taint Waffer

the dried up spoge that settles in ones ass crack

Girl: Oh my god, i had anal last night, and i have a huge taint waffer in my crack.

by aceboxer March 4, 2012

Tainted Status

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.

Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status

by original name May 29, 2012

taint monster

when that taint is so nasty you can smell the monster lurking inside

Stacy hadn't bathed in so long I could smell her taint monster

by dirtybitannefrank November 4, 2013

tainted stamp

When a man smears poop all over the bottom of his nut sack and then proceeds to use it as a stamp and stamps another person's face. This can be used during sex or at parties to show dominance.

Sally doesn't know it, but she is getting a tainted stamp after school today.

The kids really got into the finger painting mood.....reminds me of back in the day when I used to get tainted stamps.

by AntMan December 14, 2013

taint moss

the cheesy growth that builds on your taint during the summer months in Florida.

I continue to scratch places in public that I would not do in private due to my taint moss.

"Dude, I smell cheese" , "No that's just my taint moss"

by captain Ream'O December 28, 2013

Taint Joint

The Taint Joint is something only passed off upon someone in ill will. Marijuana is rolled into a cigarette also commonly know as a joint, later the joint is placed along the taint, secured for a time underneath the sweaty scrotum. Later this joint is given to an unsuspecting victim who in turn later smokes your sweaty taint grease.

I was really pissed at them, so I slipped them a Taint Joint.

by Bob~Da~Builder January 11, 2014

Taint soup

When your taint is soaked in sweat due to weather or emotional influence. This is the umbrella phrase that covers ball soup and clam chowder.

It was way too hot last night, I woke up with a bowl of taint soup.

by Kungfud00d January 26, 2014