Iron Beaver

The vagina of a girl who does kegels so much she has a muscular pussy.

Last night I heard Brooke Hogan slapping her iron beaver.

by dirtybitannefrank November 13, 2014

taint monster

when that taint is so nasty you can smell the monster lurking inside

Stacy hadn't bathed in so long I could smell her taint monster

by dirtybitannefrank November 04, 2013

soiled spit panties

The panties found on the dead corpse of Jonbenet Ramsey. Her panties were SOAKED with spit.

Patsy: Did you find my daughter's body?!
Officer: I'm sorry ma'am, we haven't...but we found her soiled spit panties.

by dirtybitannefrank February 05, 2014

nigger pimple

When you vacuum an asshole so hard it then becomes a swollen inside out mess.

Oh my god, Hailey Joel Osment turned his asshole inside out with a vacuum last night; now he has a nigger pimple!

by dirtybitannefrank February 05, 2014

pussy strudel

A pussy that is dry and crusty, like the top of a finely baked French or perhaps Belgian strudel but, (similar to the strudel) It is glazed in a fine cum sauce.

Maria sure got a pussy strudel last night after that gang bang right Jamock?

by dirtybitannefrank February 04, 2014