taint monster

when that taint is so nasty you can smell the monster lurking inside

Stacy hadn't bathed in so long I could smell her taint monster

by dirtybitannefrank November 04, 2013

soiled spit panties

The panties found on the dead corpse of Jonbenet Ramsey. Her panties were SOAKED with spit.

Patsy: Did you find my daughter's body?!
Officer: I'm sorry ma'am, we haven't...but we found her soiled spit panties.

by dirtybitannefrank February 05, 2014

Iron Beaver

The vagina of a girl who does kegels so much she has a muscular pussy.

Last night I heard Brooke Hogan slapping her iron beaver.

by dirtybitannefrank November 12, 2014

nigger pimple

When you vacuum an asshole so hard it then becomes a swollen inside out mess.

Oh my god, Hailey Joel Osment turned his asshole inside out with a vacuum last night; now he has a nigger pimple!

by dirtybitannefrank February 05, 2014

pussy strudel

A pussy that is dry and crusty, like the top of a finely baked French or perhaps Belgian strudel but, (similar to the strudel) It is glazed in a fine cum sauce.

Maria sure got a pussy strudel last night after that gang bang right Jamock?

by dirtybitannefrank February 04, 2014