Shit Candle

The phenomenon when someone fails at wiping their ass after defecating and proceeds to employ a seat heater (e.g., in an automobile) thereby yielding the aroma of shit.

Seriously, turn off your seat heater - it stinks in here because you're firing up your shit candle.

by Appled January 8, 2014

Shit ‘n’ shake

The art of masturbating while defacating

‘I’m a bit pushed for time this morning so I’m going to have to Shit ‘n’ shake.

by Chopper.Mk.52 December 31, 2017

shit in a bag

When the toilet is so backed up from your roomate taking giant brick shits that you are forced to shit in a plastic grocery bag and throw it into your roomates room

Damnit I have to shit in a bag again!

by lerxst88 April 27, 2009

Shit Cunt

A person who is deemed to be not only unpleasant to be around but the worst kind of unpleasant.

Why are you still talking to me you fucking shit cunt?

by Big Sexy Mik November 18, 2011

shit rag

toilet roll or tissue paper, or a cus

yo john i'm goin down t'shop to get some shit rag so i can wipe me arse after I crap like

by AJUDD001 August 4, 2008

shit else

another way of saying anything else, nothing, etc

"I've already said more than I should've and I aint tellin you shit else!"

by JS GIRL May 13, 2008

shit camel

Someone who goes for long periods of time without taking a dump. Especially someone who prefers and actually endeavors to crap as infrequently as possible.

I hate to be interrupted in the middle of a multi-day gaming marathon. I wish I was a SHIT CAMEL.

by nhukcire October 4, 2008