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The phenomenon when someone fails at wiping their ass after defecating and proceeds to employ a seat heater (e.g., in an automobile) thereby yielding the aroma of shit.
Seriously, turn off your seat heater - it stinks in here because you're firing up your shit candle.
by Appled January 08, 2014
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A. Dude, what is that smell?!

B. It's the shit candles my girl just bought.
A. Pull yourself together.
B. What? I kinda like them...
by ORB69 April 25, 2010
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