peterfile

one who drags fingers across women’s eyebrows in reason of having and eyebrow fetish; one who pretends to not know the existence of the opposing argument side of an argument; one who uses the number of letters in someone’s name as an insult (cannot be more or less than five); one who takes pictures of themselves in gray sweat pants captioning the photo “gray sweats sznn;” one who likes it when you use cute emojis (the monkey emoji: 🙈) while snapping that person

Example 1:

Person: “Hey, what season is it? Gray sweats season! Ha ha!

Peterfile: “WHO EVEN ARE YOU?”

Example 2:
Person: *Insults other person*

Peterfile: SHUT UP! YOU DONT HAVE FIVE LETTERS IN YOUR NAME!

Example 3:
*Person snaps other person: 🙈🙉🐵*

Peterfile: “Why are you using cute emojis when snapping me? 🙈”

by pussydestroyer2420 February 27, 2022

Peter Parker

Whos petter parker?

Bob: Why is everyone asking about peter parker

Jerry: Who even is that?

by FruitBatz March 19, 2022

Peter Parker

An unkown person

Person 1: "Omg, its Peter Parker!"
Person 2: "Who's that?"

by Itsbritneyb!tches April 1, 2022

Peter Doocey

Synonym for Santorum.

While doing laundry Mary noticed there was peter doocey in her husband's underwear.

by Peter Piper Pecker April 4, 2022

peter.aeps

The sweetest mutual ever<3

Compliments like all my edits and it's so sweet. :)

You're lucky to have peter.aeps as your mutual because he is the best!

by zxmoae April 9, 2022

petermalibu

petermalibu = the real doll.

: I'm feeling like petermalibu today
(I'm feeling like a real doll today)

by petermalibu April 11, 2022

Peter Griffin Syndrome

A mental disorder where the afflicted speaks in a Peter Griffin voice and makes cutaway jokes.

PERSON 1: *in a Peter Griffin voice* This is worse than that time I had to have sex with that fast-talking girl from my old Math class.
PERSON 2: What's up with him?
PERSON 3: Oh, he's got Peter Griffin Syndrome.

by PaxVA April 12, 2022