Monkey Brain

Adjective: Used to describe when you cannot make sense of something, or to describe a person most commonly your friend that has said some dumb shit or is dumb.

Omg! Harry is having a monkey brain moment.

by nahor macca November 2, 2020

Reverse monkey grip

masturbating with palm down

"Dude she used a reverse monkey grip on me!"

by R-Mac January 15, 2005

yay monkey

a person who uses cocaine a lot.

Tracy and Stephanie are yay monkeys!

by otown_sweed May 10, 2006

Rage Monkey

The term Rage Monkey is fairly generic and applies either to a person who is given to sudden fits of anger about almost any subject or someone who simply explodes without any obvious cause; it is not enough that the individual is angry but must exhibit their rage like a violent storm that dispurses as swifty as it arrived. A Rage Monkey may also be inclined to explode intermittently on their favourite pet-hate. Rage Monkeys are usually funny to watch as they transform, unless you are the target of their rage.

All I did was ask if she had a good day and she transformed into a Rage Monkey!

by Vengeful Spirit December 6, 2011

Ass Monkey

A person who, for all intents and purposes, has never learned a god-damned thing. One who maintains a blissful ignorance of the world that simultaneously inspires amusement, disgust and despair in all who are unlucky enough to encounter him.

Did you see those ass-monkeys on Jaywalking last night? Ha-ha, they're so dumb...I think I'll kill myself.

by Petros March 10, 2004

computer monkey

A low-level employee who spends most of his time at work performing menial computer operations

She was working as a computer monkey at a bank

by ppauper May 13, 2005

blunt monkey freak

A person who will do anything to smoke weed/hit a blunt.

This lady just gave him head for a hit of this blunt. She is a blunt monkey FREAK!!

by Ms. Reservoir June 16, 2009