Petros's definitions

Disneyland Inch

The extra mark-up on Disneyland (and other) products that change an expensive but reasonable ass-raping purchase to an insulting and humiliating ass-raping purchase. Excessive profiteering that ultimately results in the loss of the sale.

I was willing to bend over to buy the Indiana Jones Hat, but the bastards added the Disneyland Inch. I couldn't justify getting ass-raped that extra inch, so I didn't buy it.

by Petros March 10, 2004

Drop Sloth

A security prevention involving a platform above a door, a release catch, and a very heavy three-toed sloth.

Buying the Drop Sloth was the best investment I've ever made. The last thing a burglar wants to encounter during a heist is a disgruntled sloth aided by the force of gravity.

by Petros March 10, 2004

Ass Monkey

A person who, for all intents and purposes, has never learned a god-damned thing. One who maintains a blissful ignorance of the world that simultaneously inspires amusement, disgust and despair in all who are unlucky enough to encounter him.

Did you see those ass-monkeys on Jaywalking last night? Ha-ha, they're so dumb...I think I'll kill myself.

by Petros March 10, 2004

schmoo

1. a yeast cell, just before it buds.
2. an unhygienic person who has wide hips and a full belly.

stavros lomvardas is a schmoo.

by petros May 18, 2003

cozified

it means comfortable or cozy.

i'm gettin all cozified in my warm, fuzzy blanket.

by petros May 13, 2005