Jolo Mabalayy

A person. He is a Crip according to a Gang Test. His hobby is doing tiktok. And he’s black and Indian.

Jolo mabalayy scrolled through tiktok for hours until he fell asleep.

by Grant elementary school June 24, 2019

Rian Johnsoned it

to do something spectacularly stupid

My new baby sitter used to be a peadophile but he's ok now. Real cheap too.

I really Rian Johnsoned it.

by fandom menace September 6, 2018

Jobro

A term used to describe a friend of the protagonist in the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

Person 1: Speedwagon best JoBro!
Person 2: No way, Kakyoin is the best Jobro.

by dodobedrock August 19, 2018

Join Jesus January

You have read the bible 5 times a day and give out bible to cleanse your friends from destroy dick December. If one fails Join Jesus January god will smite them.

John: Take this bible in the holy name of Join Jesus January
Phil: I'm good
John: Your a dead man

by Spam Police November 12, 2018

Joey Novak

Jenna’s ex! A short stubby blonde mainly found in quaboag or potfinder.

Etain-There’s a short stub over there

Kadin-It must be Joey Novak

by Best definitions ever7282 April 3, 2019

johnny cade

the best greaser from s.e. hintons’ “the outsiders” he’s sixteen years old and abused/neglected by his parents, and targeted by the rich kids (socs). because of this, he’s extremely reserved and jumpy. johnny cade is a sweetheart who deserved better, but died in a church fire instead. also, you’ll probably fall in love with him because hes adorable, but hot as fuck. seriously, johnny cade is the best greaser out there.

person 1 - oh gosh man, i can’t talk to her, i’m too nervous

person 2 - just say hi or something!
person 1 - what if i fuck up?
person 2 - quit being a johnny cade and get your ass out there!
person 1 - ..well..okay

by dumbbitchjuice April 22, 2019

joekins

Joe with a 'kins' at the end. This is a nice thing to call your friend if their name is Joe. Do not use this word on any formal letters or you may get fired.

1. Joekins is my bird.
2. Joekins hacked my google account so I will not marry him.

by Joekins the Boekins May 15, 2019