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when you fill up goggles with shit and then make a girl wear them
"girl you white why yo eyes brow"
i just put on some mark jacobs
by mykehoe August 19, 2008
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jacob's ladder

1)the sex position between 2 guys and a girl. man 1 and the girl get into the 69position while guy # 2 gives it to the girl in the ass.
2)the sex position between 2 guys and a girl where guy #1 lies on his back and bangs girl #1 while guy# 2 bangs her in the ass
gibby is looking fine tonight i cant wait to jacob's ladder her walt said to sean
by C_murph324 August 30, 2006
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Jacob

Jacob is so sweet
by Vloskskais June 5, 2018
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Jacob

No one likes Jacobs because you cant trust them:

. they smell like fish
. they steal your pop tops
. they fart in your face
. they sleep with your mothers

Jacobs have no penis, they have vaginas. This is because in reality, they are all a bunch of girls.
"Jacob, why the @%!$ did you sleep you with my mum?
by ApuNahas March 28, 2013
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jacob

a emo that wants to kill himself
jacob a person is a gay emo that wants attention and wants to commit succide
by bb123mike1 March 25, 2017
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Jacob

Jacob, jacob, jacob. Where do I even begin. So kind, compassionate, funny, thoughtful, and has the most beautiful bluish greenish eyes you are guaranteed to melt when you look at him. Really has a way of making you feel super loved and important. Always there when you need him, knows exactly what to say, and when he holds you, you feel like the rest of the world disappears. You want to spend as much time with him as you possibly can. Aside from being the best friend you will ever have in your life, he's also the best boyfriend in the world. It is very hard not to fall in love with him. Gives the best kisses and really knows how to rev an engine if ya know what I mean. In short, I simply cannot imagine a world without him in it. Consider yourself blessed if you know a Jacob.
I am so in love with Jacob it hurts.
by Liza Malinowski July 31, 2018
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Jacob Geller

Jacob Geller is a YouTuber who joined the site on Dec 1, 2008 but began uploading his content today a year ago. He makes videos on topics such as philosophy and politics and intertwines the topics with video games in a unique and interesting way that feels organic and personal.
Quotes from Jacob Geller's videos:

"They say graphics aren't important, but every game I've ever played had them"
"Now in 2019, you wouldn't design one (a school) without a way for a kid to get away from an active shooter."
"You'd rather have it to be safe, right?"
"Big beefy bro's."
"We see games as utility first."
"Oddly those weird corners, the ones least useful to gameplay, felt the most legitimate."
by creeperarmy100 April 16, 2020
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