by hordichuk October 17, 2008
Get the lay the hammer mug.Hammer time means hanging out with your girl while lying to your boys about it, or getting owned by your girl and having to hang out with her instead of your boys.
Asad: ok guys ill be back I gotta go to the store.
Syed: Yea right, HAMMER TIME!!!!
Nadeem: Yea man I gotta go to the store too, ill be back in 15 minutes.
Fasih: HAHAHAHAHA
2 hours later...
Syed: Those bitches are getting owned right now
Syed: Yea right, HAMMER TIME!!!!
Nadeem: Yea man I gotta go to the store too, ill be back in 15 minutes.
Fasih: HAHAHAHAHA
2 hours later...
Syed: Those bitches are getting owned right now
by Longshot B-Hatti March 11, 2008
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The only known technique to rid yourself of Class-A clinger. When you know she won't ever let you leave her and will cry on your shoulder weeks after you've moved on, give her a quick fast pounding with your dick and then head for home. She will breakup with you in a seconds and you will have won back your freedom!
Friend: How did you ever escape from Caroline?
You: I gave her a good jack hammer and now my life is back to normal.
You: I gave her a good jack hammer and now my life is back to normal.
by TheHammerIsMyPenis June 29, 2011
Get the jack hammer mug.Small town in western MD that kicks ass solely because it is where all your friends are. A place for the imaginative because there is so little to do, if you suck, you won't like it there.
Jon: Dude, there's nothing to do.
Bernidad Magellan: Word. Let's get some guys and play airsoft on the golf course.
Jon: Sounds good. Hagerstown rocks
Bernidad Magellan: Word. Let's get some guys and play airsoft on the golf course.
Jon: Sounds good. Hagerstown rocks
by Jtrain April 25, 2007
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Get the Hebrew Hammer mug.A triple corpse hammerblow is when you have a threesome with 3 corpses, and blow your load in each of them.
Nick- "Dude i totally did a triple corpse hammerblow at the graveyard last night"
Kyle- "fuckin sick!"
Kyle- "fuckin sick!"
by Kswaded October 14, 2008
Get the triple corpse hammerblow mug.When a man’s penis is only able to be lifted by a hot enough woman. If a woman of insufficient hotness attempts to entice the hammer, it will remain flaccid. Usually used when the standard of attractiveness is exceptionally high.
Hey man, check out Takamatsu! Hot Right? No reaction?! What, are you packin’ Thor's Hammer down there or something?
by Bored ALTs January 5, 2015
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