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blumpo

When you recieve oral pleasure while defecating on the toilet.
I went to the bathroom and got a blumpo from a random person.
by Remington Steele January 23, 2005
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Blum

Blum is the mixture of Blood and semen to form a balance of 75% blood and 25% semen. When in this form it is known as Blum. This mixture originated as the left river of the two separated by the snake.
"Mom i was masterbating and i blumed!"
"Ewwww! Look at all the blum!"
by Zman110 August 20, 2011
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Blumpkin Pie

It's a Aunt Jaquanda's famous pie!

1/2 cup ejaculate

1/2 cup doo doo
1 cup bisquick
1 egg
Dude I smashed that hot and undercooked blumpkin pie right in her face!
by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015
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blimpey

getting fellated while taking a crap
I ate a 22 ounce steak and mom gave me a blimpey while it came out, well two things came out
by SuperGayHomo November 8, 2002
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Blimp

A guy who does every and anything in his power to make you happy. He's ambitious, caring , considerate , determined, enthusiastic , funny , genuine , generous, humble, intelligent, kind, loving and everything you could ever dream of. He's supportive beyond belief. He cries with you . Then use his hands to wipe your tears. Makes you laugh then join in because your happiness is his. Destined to be true love . Every second spent with him is a memory that will last forever. He might be a bit difficult at times but he's worth it.
Jhevante is my blimp.
by iam_anonymous January 6, 2015
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Royal Blumpkin

Like a blumpkin, but much better. You have two girls and one blows you while you shit in the other one's mouth and she swallows your shit.
Those skanks loved the royal blumpkin.
by Mr_Jones February 2, 2007
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tossed blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done and they are out of toilet paper they eat their ass to clean it.
Tommy was getting a blumpkin from his girl and he had no toilet paper so she licked his asshole clean. Tommy said dam i am lucky u tossed blumpkin you saved the day
by Hollowzero April 11, 2008
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