take the beach home 

referring to sand stuck in your crevices & orifices (i.e. ass, pussy)

wife: "Whoa! You're dropping sand all through the house!"
husband, "Yes, I hate when I take the beach home in my swim trunks!"

take the beach home by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 20, 2011

Blackpool Pleasure Beach 

(noun) - A sexual act involving rubbing sand into the vagina or anus of a partner and proceeding to make love to said orifice.

Stan gave his girl a Blackpool Pleasure Beach last night and now his knob's as raw as an uncooked steak!

Blackpool Pleasure Beach by the-famous-eccles October 4, 2016

bone at the beach 

When your wife cooks you up some good chicken nuggets and so she be like "bone at the beach

"Your chicken nuggets are ready hun, here you go, bone at the beach!"

bone at the beach by Fattyonce November 21, 2016

takin my talents to south beach 

the glorious act of masturbation

Lebron "I was takin my talents to south beach over the offseason"

takin my talents to south beach by stickles for three November 18, 2010

She's/he's gone down the beach 

When a person has messed up and run away

or

when a person has mentally checked out of a situation

She/ He has sent out an email to all of the wrong people,

Oh my god, she's/He's gone down the beach.

She's/he's gone down the beach by Lickytoads June 21, 2017

long beach island 

while staying in long beach island stay out of the locals way or get cursed off, your choice. its the land of the bennys unfortuantly. its a place near manahawkin. and everyone in manahawkin connot stand them. they cause traffic back to where everyone lives. they crowd the walmarts and shoprites and pretty much everywhere else. GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM. if you dont want to go food shopping and take time out of your trip, instead of bringing your own foods, just go to that website and pick your own foods and we will get you any food you want, plus the way the owner of the website shops she gets everything that is cheap so YOU save money! best part of the deal, the owner will deliver the food at the destination your living at for the vacation and we put away the foods in the cabinets, fridge, and freezers. please go now, this website consists of the lbi, manahawkin, tuckerton area.

heyy lets go to long beach island for a week vacation.

yes good idea, but i dont want to sit in traffic just because we need food.

yea good point......heyy lets GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM and they will buy the food we want and we dont have to waste our time

ok lets go on now to pick our foods and by the time we get to the house were staying at the food will already be there and put away!

long beach island by kierstenlw July 5, 2009

Daytona Beach 

The largest hub for artists, musicians and free thinkers in the United States. The growing population sees daily influx from Brooklyn, San Fransisco, Austin, Portland, UK and Europe. The rapid artistic growth in the area has been attributed to the luring aspects of unparalleled romance provided by the charismatic homeless and sandy white beaches. With endless untapped content for the artists, Daytona is known as the most entertaining city for the young and creative.

Person 1: "Daytona Beach is the new Portland."

Person 2: "Man, I've been hearing everyone say that."

Daytona Beach by AwesomeRadTron March 23, 2010