tableNazi

Not Cody Holmes, but Cody Holm, the Prime Minister of the Fourth Reich of the Foosball Table.
He has been out of action recently, probably planning his next holocaust.

Cody: Hey guys, what's up?
*crowd at foosball table hisses*
Me: Asshole!

by Robert January 23, 2005

hot tamale

A hot tamale is when you're doing a girl in the ass and you tell her you want head. You tell her to close her eyes and before you stick it in you cover your penis in tobasco sauce. The result is obvious.

"Haha, yeah I gave my girlfriend a hot tamale last night and her mouth is still burning...then again, so is my dick."

by JHZildjian December 7, 2006

knights of the round table

The Elite few formly coined as the "chump squad" now perfer to be known as what they are, The Knights of The Round Table. In order to clear up former aligations in defense of The Knights of The Round Table, we defend that our parties are not limited to one case and one case only, but infact they know no limits in any way shape or form. The Knights of the Round Table are, and will remain, The Elite Few. Those who deem Terror upon the name do so only because they fall short of what they strive for, supiriority.

To be a part of the Knights of The Round Table is to be at the pinnacle of one's life.

by King Arthur- Founder December 5, 2005

coffee table banger

the act in which a guy goes under a coffee table with a hole in it....puts his dick in the hole and has the girl sit on it.

"i did a total coffee table banger last night!"

by amana June 2, 2008

turn tables

where you spin the girl ur fucking on ur dick round and round

the girl wanted a thrill ride so i gave her the turn tables

by Slangwordmasta June 6, 2016

table tax

The fee someone must pay (usually in food products) for sitting at your lunch table. It is customary to loudly proclaim "TABLE TAX!" when taking the payment by force.

Biznart: Hey MS, can I sit here?
MadSheep_V2.1: (snatching fries) Table Tax, bitch!

by Biznart October 28, 2008

Table faced

1. Being incredibly intoxicated.

2. Beating some one up to the point their face bleeds.

1. Man, I got so table faced last night I was doing the robot on the kitchen counter.

2. I STRAIGHT TABLE FACED THAT MOTHER FUCKER!

by theshakinbaccon December 23, 2009