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Suzy Crotchrot

A condition not unlike swamp ass. However, the affected area is generally a little further north--specifically in the area around and between the penis and scrotum.

Often shortened to "Suzy" or sometimes referred to as a "case of the Suzy"
Bill *scratching himself*: Whoa! Here comes that Suzy again!

Betty: Shhhhhh! We're in church!

Pastor: Suzy Crotchrot is a vile harlot that will ravage your loins...in a bad way.
by biznart September 19, 2006
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table tax

The fee someone must pay (usually in food products) for sitting at your lunch table. It is customary to loudly proclaim "TABLE TAX!" when taking the payment by force.
Biznart: Hey MS, can I sit here?
MadSheep_V2.1: (snatching fries) Table Tax, bitch!
by Biznart October 28, 2008
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