Smackwich

The art of placing a person's head between your hands and smacking them on each side of the head simultaneously. Usually said person is one that is loathed or disliked entirely. Most recently debuted on the TV show "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23" where Chloe threatens to give a smackwich to a co-worker.

Chloe - If anyone says anything else about Margerie, Brenda's getting a smackwich!
Brenda - *gasps*
Chloe - Brenda's head is the lunchmeat and my hands are the bread! *smack*

by shnnn000 November 13, 2012

Sack Sniff

sak-snif

noun

When a male rubs his hand along his scrotum, and then proceeds smells his hand--now scented with his ball musk--, he has just performed a Sack Sniff. Often performed, but rarely acknowledged in polite society, the Sack Sniff is an interesting cultural sensation that begs for an evolutionary-psychological explanation. The male executing the Sack Sniff will often report enjoying the scent, or at least conceding that he finds himself executing the Sack Sniff frequently. Perhaps he is checking levels of pheromones in his system as a form of virility/fertility auto-monitoring behavior.

Male 1: Did you really just wipe your balls with your hand and then smell it?

Male 2: Obviously. You never sneak a Sack Sniff?

Male 1: (sheepishly) Yah, I guess I do...

The man enjoyed a refreshing Sack Sniff while undressing to shower.

by orpheusnvrlookbck March 31, 2012

smackaroonies

dollars. sometimes called smackers. see also buckaroonies.

That'll cost ya three smackaroonies, that plastic-wrapped convenience store pastry you have there.

by Ninja Clan Lord December 30, 2016

sack wack

The act of being wacked in the testicles by someone with a forcable back hander.

"hey did u just sack wack that guy"

by goy goy the great November 25, 2009

sack of taters

A child whom you put to bed over a hour ago found hiding in their parents bed..

Oh goodness is that a sack of taters or is that Staci Dee?

by Jinxie Dee Breece October 18, 2020

Sack Sniffer

A sack sniffer can refer to heterosexual and bi sexual woman, bi sexual men, and transgendered individuals who enjoy place their noses up against a man’s testicles.

I take being called a sack sniffer as a compliment because I love to sniff sacks!

by Newfie blogger March 3, 2020

sack ranger

random guy in the gym locker room who checks out other guys junk... also friend who checks out your package while taking a drunken piss

this damn sack ranger at the gym today had his eyes all over my shit man!

by JamesW June 22, 2006