Get over yourselves you cunts, no one cares about how you dress or what music you like. You're as much a scenester as anyone.
by Danyes August 12, 2006
Get the scenester mug.little more than barely legal girls trying really really hard to be debbie harry (although her song "rip her to shreds" describes an early version of the "scenester" girl--but they probably don't know that because the only songs they know are "Call Me" and "Heart of Glass")
OR guys in their early 20's who have either no facial hair or a really stupid looking beard and/or mustache...AND they like to show off their buttcracks when they lean over the bar in their tight-ass pants.
OR guys in their early 20's who have either no facial hair or a really stupid looking beard and/or mustache...AND they like to show off their buttcracks when they lean over the bar in their tight-ass pants.
in cleveland the scene kids all do the girls' pants, white belt thing.
Girls almost always wear black and white striped things, footless tights, really ugly flats that don't match their outfits (on purpose), and yes, way too much makeup. They also tend to try and look very "80's" even though they were born at the very end of the decade and know nothing about the culture at that time except for what they see in the movies, which is over-the-top just like them.
Guys wear strictly the black and white lowtop converse, look like their hair was cut by their 4 year old sister, and usually claim to be bisexual.
Actually, that goes for both guys AND girls.
So does frequenting 80's nites of all kinds. The coolest scene kids are on the dance floor, usually standing in one place and moving their arms a little bit (guys) or dancing together trying to make people horny (girls). The girls usually wear spike heels and legwarmers when they go to 80's nite.
Scene kids smoke Camels because the Camel reps in town are also "scenesters" (tall, slightly nerdy looking guy in dark glasses and borderline dress-up clothes with his cute little asian girlfriend who wears just about anything)
They drink PBR almost exclusively (that is, if they are old enough to drink at all).
If they are not at 80's nite they can usually be found at one of the upscale outdoor malls near their home (most likely their parents' home as well) where they can shop at urban outfitters and h&m (so annoying...there is so much stigma attached to both stores now which is really too bad--damn kids!)
Yes, kids. That's the operative word here. True "scene kids" usually are not any older than 21.
Thank GOD most people grow out of that phase eventually!
Girls almost always wear black and white striped things, footless tights, really ugly flats that don't match their outfits (on purpose), and yes, way too much makeup. They also tend to try and look very "80's" even though they were born at the very end of the decade and know nothing about the culture at that time except for what they see in the movies, which is over-the-top just like them.
Guys wear strictly the black and white lowtop converse, look like their hair was cut by their 4 year old sister, and usually claim to be bisexual.
Actually, that goes for both guys AND girls.
So does frequenting 80's nites of all kinds. The coolest scene kids are on the dance floor, usually standing in one place and moving their arms a little bit (guys) or dancing together trying to make people horny (girls). The girls usually wear spike heels and legwarmers when they go to 80's nite.
Scene kids smoke Camels because the Camel reps in town are also "scenesters" (tall, slightly nerdy looking guy in dark glasses and borderline dress-up clothes with his cute little asian girlfriend who wears just about anything)
They drink PBR almost exclusively (that is, if they are old enough to drink at all).
If they are not at 80's nite they can usually be found at one of the upscale outdoor malls near their home (most likely their parents' home as well) where they can shop at urban outfitters and h&m (so annoying...there is so much stigma attached to both stores now which is really too bad--damn kids!)
Yes, kids. That's the operative word here. True "scene kids" usually are not any older than 21.
Thank GOD most people grow out of that phase eventually!
by ginger st. vitus January 22, 2007
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The scenester is a male, female, or an "it" usually falling between the ages of 16-21. At the core of their lifestyle is their apparent love for music, usually of an obscure genre. Their clothing and attitude reflects their taste in music. Scenesters usually migrate in groups, most of them are the same person, and therefore look very similar. The typical scenester wears a t-shirt usually from Hot Topic (although the more "conformist" scenesters go to Stitches) and a pair of tight jeans. Their accessories include awkward headwear, oversized aviators, plastic jewelry, and the scenester can often be seen with a cigarette at hand. Scenesters, as the name suggests, are the first to hop onto a bandwagon - whether it's longboarding or the new drug. Scenesters found on the internet have usernames typically consisting of two words seperated by an "x." Members of this species usually travel in mid-90's sedans in large numbers. Scenesters are often mistaken for their more common, upbeat cousin - the hipster.
Gatekeeper: "Are you guys here to see the drifters?"
Scenester: "Sure are." (Takes short drag on cigarette.)
Scenester 1: "Goin' to the Rise Against concert?"
Scenester 2: "Fuck you!"
Scenester 3: "Fuck!"
Scenester: "Sure are." (Takes short drag on cigarette.)
Scenester 1: "Goin' to the Rise Against concert?"
Scenester 2: "Fuck you!"
Scenester 3: "Fuck!"
by The Oppression of The Man May 26, 2009
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Scenster: OMG I LOVE PANIC! AT THE DISCO!! My big sister/brother loves it so it is so cool!!
Actual fan: Name two of their songs.
Scenster: Um...nine in the afternoon....and...eh...
Actual fan: From their first album. A fever you can't sweat out.
Scenster: ...what first album?
Actual fan: Name two of their songs.
Scenster: Um...nine in the afternoon....and...eh...
Actual fan: From their first album. A fever you can't sweat out.
Scenster: ...what first album?
by Cuilwen July 3, 2008
Get the Scenster mug.Scene kid used to mean hardcore kid or a person in the hardcore scene. Back then it was tough kids who fought for their straight edge beliefs or just fought in general and dancing at shows helped get aggression out. Of course there was alot of unity so if someone got hit during the dancing everyone else would help out pickin the person up. Somewhere along the lines of hardcore, the fashion industry mixed with emo style made its way into the scene. As the style grew bigger, kids who were tiny and couldnt stand up for themselves slowly turned to it to "fit in" and be part of the scene. The style quickly attracted the attention of many girls and people noticed that. soon most people (hardcore kids or not) turned to the trend in order to pull girls.
My opinion: I would never cut off my own balls in order to get chicks. if i was desperate, id save up and go get a hooker. wearing makeup and girls pants and having long hair is the same as chopping your balls off. Since when did you have to lose your masculinity in order to get laid? these kids need large injections of testosterone. theyve ruined our scene, theyve ruined the music by starting generic hardcore bands, theyve ruined girls, because now girls think its ok to be fat and loppy as long as they chop off their hair and dye it 8 different colors and wear all black. Im blaming it on divorce. so many parents are divorced these days that all these kids live with their moms and dont have a strong male influence in the house. for example, if i came home with girls pants, makeup on, long hair dyed different colors, and listened to emo music? my dad would get the most sturdy louisville slugger bat out of my garage and kick the shit out of me and once i was out cold and bloody, he would shave my head, burn the chick pants, use the blood to remove the makeup,inject me with mass amounts of testosterone steroids, ti me up in front of the tv, and make me watch every single superbowl game on tape thats there is. Personally, i think i would do the same to my kid if i had one and that happened.
My opinion: I would never cut off my own balls in order to get chicks. if i was desperate, id save up and go get a hooker. wearing makeup and girls pants and having long hair is the same as chopping your balls off. Since when did you have to lose your masculinity in order to get laid? these kids need large injections of testosterone. theyve ruined our scene, theyve ruined the music by starting generic hardcore bands, theyve ruined girls, because now girls think its ok to be fat and loppy as long as they chop off their hair and dye it 8 different colors and wear all black. Im blaming it on divorce. so many parents are divorced these days that all these kids live with their moms and dont have a strong male influence in the house. for example, if i came home with girls pants, makeup on, long hair dyed different colors, and listened to emo music? my dad would get the most sturdy louisville slugger bat out of my garage and kick the shit out of me and once i was out cold and bloody, he would shave my head, burn the chick pants, use the blood to remove the makeup,inject me with mass amounts of testosterone steroids, ti me up in front of the tv, and make me watch every single superbowl game on tape thats there is. Personally, i think i would do the same to my kid if i had one and that happened.
by JasonSmith April 9, 2006
Get the scene kids mug.Camo shorts, Band T-shirts, swooping haircuts. Bought everything new to look a certain way, they dress that way to be part of the scene and their look has not evolved from the scene. Unbelievably fake- but still real people- they want to do what they do , what is everyones problem?
by Some Guy, Somewhere April 17, 2006
Get the Scene Kids mug.Scene kids seem to be everywhere. Many artists have even sung about Scene kids in their songs. For example Hollywood Undead mentions them in a couple of their songs. But no song lays it out better then Geoffrey Paris's song "Scene Kidz"
The lyrics define a scene kid perfectly:
Lyrrics:
I’m Scene... Obscene! (Repeats)
Scene Kids, head full of weave
Head full a’ shit that’s makin’ me hot!
Gotta brain dent
Gotta cigarette
Mommy and Daddy can’t stand it yet!
Racoon tails, Painted nails
Credit card flippin’ for 2 dolla’ ring pops
Uh oh better hurry to class...My sidekick says it’s a quarter past.
Scene kids, got that shit
Myspace this, gotta leave me a pic com
Hair toss, watch the gloss
Tats and the MAC runnin up the cost
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with HELLO KITTY, GLOOMY BEAR!
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with PLASTIC GUNS & HAIR STR8NERS!
(Chorus)
Scene Kids got the shit,
you know you really want a piece of it, so,
Lemme see what, whatcha got
Scene Kids got the shit,
you know you really want a piece of it, so,
Lemme see what, whatcha rock
Scene Kids, Where ya at?
Drama at the mall, yeah we do it like that.
Snake Bites,
Faggot fights,
Gotta make sure those jeans are tight,
Take it back one time to smoke,
Two times to drink
And free time for coke
Lemme hit that Photoshop... lookin’ real good with ur face all cropped.
Scene kids talk that shit
“Look at that bitch,
I think she’s a fat cow”
Stupid ass slut, shut the fuck up before I wipe off your eyebrow!
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with FAKE EYELASHES...WHORE TRAINS
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with ...
(CHORUS)
Gore, Mattel, Vuitton, kannibal, murder, Hilton... Where are all my Scene kids at?
Vance, brutal, beatdown, vicious, terror, massacre... Where are all my Scene kids at?
Chaos, suicide, catastrophe, dior, tragedy, Vanity... Where are all my Scene kids at?
The lyrics define a scene kid perfectly:
Lyrrics:
I’m Scene... Obscene! (Repeats)
Scene Kids, head full of weave
Head full a’ shit that’s makin’ me hot!
Gotta brain dent
Gotta cigarette
Mommy and Daddy can’t stand it yet!
Racoon tails, Painted nails
Credit card flippin’ for 2 dolla’ ring pops
Uh oh better hurry to class...My sidekick says it’s a quarter past.
Scene kids, got that shit
Myspace this, gotta leave me a pic com
Hair toss, watch the gloss
Tats and the MAC runnin up the cost
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with HELLO KITTY, GLOOMY BEAR!
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with PLASTIC GUNS & HAIR STR8NERS!
(Chorus)
Scene Kids got the shit,
you know you really want a piece of it, so,
Lemme see what, whatcha got
Scene Kids got the shit,
you know you really want a piece of it, so,
Lemme see what, whatcha rock
Scene Kids, Where ya at?
Drama at the mall, yeah we do it like that.
Snake Bites,
Faggot fights,
Gotta make sure those jeans are tight,
Take it back one time to smoke,
Two times to drink
And free time for coke
Lemme hit that Photoshop... lookin’ real good with ur face all cropped.
Scene kids talk that shit
“Look at that bitch,
I think she’s a fat cow”
Stupid ass slut, shut the fuck up before I wipe off your eyebrow!
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with FAKE EYELASHES...WHORE TRAINS
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with ...
(CHORUS)
Gore, Mattel, Vuitton, kannibal, murder, Hilton... Where are all my Scene kids at?
Vance, brutal, beatdown, vicious, terror, massacre... Where are all my Scene kids at?
Chaos, suicide, catastrophe, dior, tragedy, Vanity... Where are all my Scene kids at?
Scene kids intro
DJ CHRISTOFF: OH EM JEE GEOFFREY guess what!
GEOFFREY PARIS: CHRISTOFF, I’m trying to enjoy my sushi..what?
DJ CHRISTOFF: Barbie Triskadekaphobia AP/VIP/PD/FD/AE just imed me on my new limited edition juicy coture sidekick ID...she says her myspace just got hacked... AGAIN!
GEOFFREY PARIS: Double yoo tee eff? Didn’t she have like, 60 thousand friends?
DJ CHRISTOFF: I guess they got into her account. After all, everyone knows her password was HELLO KITTY 69.
GEOFFREY PARIS: Whatever. That bitch totally deserved it. I was only like, number 4 on her top 8. I totally wanted to rip out her weave at warpped tour. But I was too busy hanging out with that one guy from that one band.
DJ CHRISTOFF: OH EM EFF JEE, he’s so totally lush!
GEOFFREY PARIS: I know right?!
So anyways, are you going to that party in LA this weekend?
DJ CHRISTOFF: FUCK YEAH I AM! Isn’t Dani Gore, Izzy Hilton, Dominick Andrew, Vivica Von, Plastic Precious, David Dior, Melissa Millionaire, Barbie Beatdown, Jenniffer Genuine, Nathan Amazing, Timothy Paul, Iann Vuitton, Mattie Mattel, Louie Lohan, Miles Devin, John Hock, Scotty Vicious, Toby Titties, Rochelle Riot, Sarah Von Dance, FAKE FAGGOT, Sarah and Kristin Vance, Chamaine Murders, and Miss Mother Fucking Erica all supposed to be there?
GEOFFREY PARIS:... Yeah... I heard they were going.
DJ CHRISTOFF: Whatever, let's get outta here. I have church in the morning.
DJ CHRISTOFF: OH EM JEE GEOFFREY guess what!
GEOFFREY PARIS: CHRISTOFF, I’m trying to enjoy my sushi..what?
DJ CHRISTOFF: Barbie Triskadekaphobia AP/VIP/PD/FD/AE just imed me on my new limited edition juicy coture sidekick ID...she says her myspace just got hacked... AGAIN!
GEOFFREY PARIS: Double yoo tee eff? Didn’t she have like, 60 thousand friends?
DJ CHRISTOFF: I guess they got into her account. After all, everyone knows her password was HELLO KITTY 69.
GEOFFREY PARIS: Whatever. That bitch totally deserved it. I was only like, number 4 on her top 8. I totally wanted to rip out her weave at warpped tour. But I was too busy hanging out with that one guy from that one band.
DJ CHRISTOFF: OH EM EFF JEE, he’s so totally lush!
GEOFFREY PARIS: I know right?!
So anyways, are you going to that party in LA this weekend?
DJ CHRISTOFF: FUCK YEAH I AM! Isn’t Dani Gore, Izzy Hilton, Dominick Andrew, Vivica Von, Plastic Precious, David Dior, Melissa Millionaire, Barbie Beatdown, Jenniffer Genuine, Nathan Amazing, Timothy Paul, Iann Vuitton, Mattie Mattel, Louie Lohan, Miles Devin, John Hock, Scotty Vicious, Toby Titties, Rochelle Riot, Sarah Von Dance, FAKE FAGGOT, Sarah and Kristin Vance, Chamaine Murders, and Miss Mother Fucking Erica all supposed to be there?
GEOFFREY PARIS:... Yeah... I heard they were going.
DJ CHRISTOFF: Whatever, let's get outta here. I have church in the morning.
by Gloomy December 28, 2007
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