Squirrel Grenade

An obfuscating line of argument intended to distract from the issue at hand by throwing out minor distractions scurrying in all directions away from the truth. Coined on Twitter by Asha Rangappa during DNI congressional testimony on September 26, 2019.

I was caught red-handed bribing a foreign official, so I quickly dropped a squirrel grenade to get congress to look into the former Vice President, his son's business dealings, and insufficient european foreign aid.

by P.N. Threnady September 26, 2019

exploding squirrel

when a squirrel crosses the street and gets hit.

A squirrel ran across the road, dodged one car, then jumped up and it became a exploding squirrel...because it hit a car of coarse.

by applejuice time January 9, 2018

the squirrel technique

(v.) when you get your balls/nuts shoved into one's mouth and they "stash it for winter".

"I told her I wanted a blow job, but she decided to give me the squirrel technique."

by reaper_ February 2, 2024

Squirrel

The pornstars of nature, because they love nuts!

Look it’s a squirrel!

by amara381 December 13, 2018

Squirrel Girl

Some random gag character in the Marvel Universe that is somehow pretty popular and incredibly powerful.

The fact that Marvel even made a character like Squirrel Girl shows how they either aren't aware that Rule 34 exists or don't care enough to think twice.

by Silicosis9324 November 13, 2022

Squirreling

Verb: The act of nutting your load into a lady’s mouth and she tucks the nut away in her cheek.

I was squirreling a lady when she laughed and then there was mess on the dressing room floor.

by Ninjatasticflynn July 7, 2018

Toss a Squirrel Through It

Stepdad porn.

Jane watched Frank Longdick toss a squirrel through it on the adult film.

by Franklin "The D" Roosevelt January 19, 2022