Seasonal release

A limited release of a generic, pretentious beer from your local wanky craft brewery. Only limited because everyone realises it's shit, so won't drink it again.

Wanky craft brewery: What did you make of our seasonal release?

Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.

by Awkwardsosig October 12, 2021

Seasoning pack

Slang used to describe condoms since they both usually come in square packs

Last night with shawty was crazy I had to pull out the seasoning pack

by Jay breezy makes it easy February 21, 2022

Seasoned

When a man or woman is mixed with a lot of different ethnic groups

I like my females seasoned

by Erikthechosenone_ July 22, 2022

Seasonal Fruits

When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month

Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!

by Pogoextreme June 1, 2023

The Seasonal Flu

The flu that looks like a pussy compared to The Swine.

"I think I've got The Seasonal Flu."

"At least you don't have The Swine. It's A LOT worse."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009

Taco Seasoning

Male ejaculate that has flavored added by the ingestion of spicy foods like hot peppers, Sriracha, or curry.

Would you like to come over to my place and try some of my organic taco seasoning? I've got enough to keep you covered.

by mandirt June 27, 2014

Man seasoning

When you make a man eat spicy food so he’s cum tastes of curry

Taking Charlie to haggle for some man seasoning

by Charles65615 June 12, 2018