by darealmr.reaper February 06, 2016
The act of pulling loose pubes from your genital/taint area and sprinkling them ever so gently on a sleeping parties face as if sprinkling garnish on a completed dish.
Kati wouldn't stop rolling around in bed, so the next night i gave her a seasoning of epic porportions.
by NasteaN8 March 11, 2010
"Hey man, who built that Santa Clause house?"
"I don't know dude, but whoever it was must have been a SEASONED carpenter!"
"I don't know dude, but whoever it was must have been a SEASONED carpenter!"
by have2hunt October 25, 2014
Experienced in a particular field or activity. Knows the ropes already and doesn't need training or instructions.
In a restaurant kitchen;
Cook: How's the new dishwasher? Does he require babysitting?
Manager: No, he's seasoned. He worked two years at that barbecue place down the street.
Cook: How's the new dishwasher? Does he require babysitting?
Manager: No, he's seasoned. He worked two years at that barbecue place down the street.
by JohnBoy28 February 22, 2009
Surprisingly calm, cool, and collective on a certain situation or scenario, especially one that has been dealt with several times before. (financial issues, haters, etc.)
"Seasoned" is the opposite of "salty."
The term comes from "seasoning", a form of condiment similarly used to salt, the origin word for "salty".
"Seasoned" is the opposite of "salty."
The term comes from "seasoning", a form of condiment similarly used to salt, the origin word for "salty".
"All these haters salty; I'm too seasoned, homie."
"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE CHILL IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?!"
"Rich, he's too seasoned to panic."
"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE CHILL IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?!"
"Rich, he's too seasoned to panic."
by SonicPman May 19, 2017
When a white person does not imitate a black person but fits in with them and resembles thier personality
Guy 1 : Do you see jimmy hanging out with those cool guys over there
Guy 2: yeah I hear them say he is seasoned.
Guy 2: yeah I hear them say he is seasoned.
by TheOneOnlyLegend January 02, 2019
Hottest and sexiest girl you will ever meet. Smells so amazing and has very great sense of humor. Season is your ride or die. She has the nicest body and will do anything for you once you have her heart. Season has long beautiful hair and is smart and super athletic. But very careful she can leave you faster than you've ever imagined. Season can be a good girl but be the baddest girl you've encountered. Everyone loves Season and she is popular but humble plus never stuck up. Season likes to wear scandalous clothing and be different from everybody else. You will always have fun with Season wherever you go. You'd be lucky to have a Season as a friend or Girlfriend as she is perfect.
by Abadas February 25, 2018